Fucking dust in my eyes.....
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Fucking dust in my eyes.....
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Watching an old SRS with Larry Vickers reminded of these posts from awhile back. Its a good interview, getting to know more about Vickers. I didnt know much about him but seems he's a pretty cool guy. On this mission, he fits in with the frat boy look. (Young Larry on the Right)
Guys gonna be rich, his attorney is getting a new BMW too.
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His instructor biz was about an hour from me so I took a few of his classes. He was a great instructor and very funny, but seemed stand-offish. I'd enjoy hanging out with him I think.
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Sounds like an introvert.
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Yeah, maybe so.
I had a class with Pat McNamara a while back, and he was out there. I was like, "dude, you are at a 10, and I need you at a six." The opposite of LAV.
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Taking a class being taught by Delta's version of Macho Man Randy Savage would be really cool.
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I imagine the script would read something like this........
Gene Okerland: Welcome to the Silver Dome Shooting Range. My guest today is a man you can’t forget. I’m talking about the Macho Man Pat McNamara, firearms instructor extraordinaire.
Macho Man Pat McNamara: Nothing means nothing means nothing, Gene!
Gene Okerland: Nothing means nothing? What do you mean by that, Pat ?
Macho Man Pat McNamara: What I’m talking about goes all the way to the top of the United States Practical Shooting Association.
YEAH!
Unjustifiably in a position I’d rather not be in, but the cream…
…rises
…to the top!
Oh yeah!
Macho Madness at the gun range!
I got more to offer than these other Range Officers think I’ve got, and I’m gonna tell you something right now…
…the cards are stacked against the Macho Man Pat McNamara at this shooting competition, YEAH!
But the cream rises when you got the proper grip, the right site picture, and recoil management like a beast.
OH YEAH !!
Let me say it. Let me say it out loud. And let me point; to the President of the Silver Dome Shooting Club…
The Macho Man Pat McNamara is not happy with your safety rules,
YEAH!
I am the cream of the shooting instructors!
Gene Okerland: Wait a second…
Macho Man Pat McNamara: And there is no doubt about it, YEAH!
Mean Gene Okerland, you KNOW that I’m the cream of the crop when it comes to trigger discipline! You want to shoot like ‘ole Pat Mac?
…You get that grip right
…you keep your eyes on the front sight
…you ride that recoil like a wild stallion, YEAH!
Double taps?
OH YEAH !!
Nobody double taps like the Macho Man!
Two shots, one target, faster than you can say “Oh yeah!”
Gene Okerland: Well, wait a minute, Pat, I’ve got to ask you very seriously…
do you blame the distinguished president of the USPSA for Jerry Miculek winning the Top Shot trophy?
Macho Man Pat McNamara: Yeah, I do! Outside interference, YEAH!
Jerry is old. He’s retired.
He turned his YouTube channel over to his daughter !!!
In my moment of glory, YEAH!
And now I’m living in a nightmare, and I am the cream!
And now, not only must the Top Shot trophy fall, but the Grand Master badge, because, USPSA…
YEAH! I am the cream! Yeah! The cream of the crop!
And there is no one that does it better than the Macho Man Pat McNamara!
On balance, off balance, doesn’t matter; I’m better than you are, YEAH!
And I’m talking to everyone at the Silver Dome Shooting Club, and I’m even talking to President of the USPSA…
I’m on!
I’m on my way, and nothing is gonna stop me!
Nothing’s gonna stop me; not a stovepipe, not a misfeed, not even a bad magazine!
Gene Okerland: You know, just out of curiosity, Pat, and I certainly don’t want to diminish your tremendous, god-given talents, but I’m very curious, I haven’t seen you shoot against Jerry Miculek's daughter yet…
Macho Man Pat McNamara: Yeah! She’s on the outside of the firing line! Does she interfere in matches?
YEAH!
Nothing!
Zero! YEAH!
Pure athlete!
But I’ve been maligned; from the top, to the bottom! And they can’t handle the Macho Man Pat McNamara, the cream of the crop!
Nobody does it better!
Proper grip, front sight, recoil management, double taps!!
Nobody does it better, OH YEAH!
...Basic Dude Stuff
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Which - oddly enough - is EXACTLY what Pat McNamara sounds like if you watch one of his old "Basic Dude Stuff" videos...
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Indeed he does - that's exactly what I was hearing when I read his parts...
In fact, I now feel an unrelenting urge to make a retroactive edit to that script...
...please return to and review the last line in post #6416
