TIME TO SKULL FUCK THE WEEK!!!!!!!! CHARGE THE CANNON, TAKE THEIR GUIDON, AND SPIKE THE GUNS!!!!!! TUESDAY'S LIKE EAR WAX: PEOPLE SAY YOU NEED IT AND YOU SHOULDN'T REMOVE IT, BUT FUCK THAT, IT IS EAR WAX!!!!!! IF WE COULD ELIMINATE TUESDAY FROM THE WEEK THAT WOULD MAKE WAY FOR MORE MONDAYS!!!!!!!!!! ALL HAIL MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!
MONDAY'S JOHN BASILONE AND THE WEEK CAN'T CROSS A SANDBAR!!!!!!!!
BOO HOO HOO! MONDAY'S THE WORST DAY OF THE WEEK!!!!! CRY, CRY, CRY....FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU PANSY ASS BERNIE SANDERS VOTING "MEN" AROUND HERE, WHAT DO THE LADIES THINK?
Why Mondays Really Are the Worst
In fact, almost half of all women — 46-percent, in fact — responded saying that they're least thrilled to look in the mirror on Mondays. This percentage comes from women of all age groups (starting 18+) and geographies (urban, suburban, and rural), all of whom reported similar statistics. Hm.
"HM?" WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?!?! YOU CAN'T EVEN ADD AN EXTRA "M" OR A "PH" TO MAKE A PROPER SOUND?!?!?!?! CLOWN SHOES!!!!!! THOSE WOMEN WHO DON'T WANT TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR?!?!?!?!?!?! TO PARAPHRASE THE GREAT KATT WILLIAMS "NOT GUILTY" NO, WAIT, THAT'S NOT IT!!!!!!!!! "THERE IS A REASON IT IS CALLED SELF ESTEEM BECAUSE IT IS THE ESTEEM OF YO' MOTHERFUCKIN' SELF!!!!!!" YOU HATE HOW YOU LOOK BECAUSE YOU PARTIED TOO HARD??????? SUCKED TOO MUCH DICK???????? DRANK AND SMOKED AND FUCKED YOUR WAY THROUGH THE WEEKEND BUT NOW HAVE PACK SANDWICHES FOR LITTLE SUZY AND SCHOOL ON MONDAY?!?!?!? HERE'S A NOVEL THOUGHT: ACCEPT WHO YOU ARE OR STOP ACTING LIKE A TWAT!!!!!!!! CHANGE OR ENDURE!!!!!!!! OWN YOUR LIFE'S CHOICES LIKE THEY WERE BOUGHT ON THE DOCKS IN CHARLESTON!!!!!!!!
BESIDES, YOU AREN'T AN OFFENSIVE LINEMAN FOR A CERTAIN PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL TEAM IN NORTH CAROLINA, SO DRY YOUR TEARS AND STOP ACTING LIKE A PUSSY!!!!!!
MONDAY! YOU’RE ALREADY AT THE CHOPPA’!!!!!!!!!!
MONDAY'S JOHN BASILONE AND THE WEEK CAN'T CROSS A SANDBAR!!!!!!!!
BOO HOO HOO! MONDAY'S THE WORST DAY OF THE WEEK!!!!! CRY, CRY, CRY....FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU PANSY ASS BERNIE SANDERS VOTING "MEN" AROUND HERE, WHAT DO THE LADIES THINK?
Why Mondays Really Are the Worst
In fact, almost half of all women — 46-percent, in fact — responded saying that they're least thrilled to look in the mirror on Mondays. This percentage comes from women of all age groups (starting 18+) and geographies (urban, suburban, and rural), all of whom reported similar statistics. Hm.
"HM?" WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?!?! YOU CAN'T EVEN ADD AN EXTRA "M" OR A "PH" TO MAKE A PROPER SOUND?!?!?!?! CLOWN SHOES!!!!!! THOSE WOMEN WHO DON'T WANT TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR?!?!?!?!?!?! TO PARAPHRASE THE GREAT KATT WILLIAMS "NOT GUILTY" NO, WAIT, THAT'S NOT IT!!!!!!!!! "THERE IS A REASON IT IS CALLED SELF ESTEEM BECAUSE IT IS THE ESTEEM OF YO' MOTHERFUCKIN' SELF!!!!!!" YOU HATE HOW YOU LOOK BECAUSE YOU PARTIED TOO HARD??????? SUCKED TOO MUCH DICK???????? DRANK AND SMOKED AND FUCKED YOUR WAY THROUGH THE WEEKEND BUT NOW HAVE PACK SANDWICHES FOR LITTLE SUZY AND SCHOOL ON MONDAY?!?!?!? HERE'S A NOVEL THOUGHT: ACCEPT WHO YOU ARE OR STOP ACTING LIKE A TWAT!!!!!!!! CHANGE OR ENDURE!!!!!!!! OWN YOUR LIFE'S CHOICES LIKE THEY WERE BOUGHT ON THE DOCKS IN CHARLESTON!!!!!!!!
BESIDES, YOU AREN'T AN OFFENSIVE LINEMAN FOR A CERTAIN PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL TEAM IN NORTH CAROLINA, SO DRY YOUR TEARS AND STOP ACTING LIKE A PUSSY!!!!!!
MONDAY! YOU’RE ALREADY AT THE CHOPPA’!!!!!!!!!!
