Not Work Safe AFTER FURTHER REVIEW, THE RULING ON THE FIELD STANDS!!!!!!!

[AWP]

ANOTHER MAGICAL DAY IS UPON US!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE SO GODDAMNED PUMPED UP YOUR EYE SOCKETS ARE BLEEDING!!!!!!! THAT OR YOU HAVE EBOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MONDAY IS LIKE THE MAKE-A-WISH ORGANIZATION AND YOU HAVE A FATAL DISEASE!!!! IT IS HERE TO MAKE YOUR WEEK BETTER OR AT LEAST YOU'LL FORGET TUESDAY IS AROUND THE CORNER!!!! TUESDAY IS A PASS INTERFERENCE CALL THAT NEGATES MONDAY'S 80-YARD TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK TUESDAY!!!!

WAKING UP TO A MONDAY IS LIKE WATCHING YOUR FIRST PORNO BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT YOU'RE SURE AS HELL GLAD YOU SAW IT AND WILL DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!! ALSO, THE CHICKS HAVE BIG BOOBS!!!!!!!!! DON'T LET THE WEEK PISS ALL OVER YOU, DRINK A GLASS OF WATER AND MONDAY ALL OVER IT!!!!!!

WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?!?!?!?!!? GET OUT THERE AND COVER THIS WEEK IN LATEX THEN MAKE A FIST. SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!!!!!

MONDAY, BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA' NEED A BIGGER BOAT!!!!!!!!!

 

[Deleted member 2517]

Caps lock is a hell of a drug...

 

[Frank S.]

MAGICAL PISS COVER IN LATEX THEN MAKE A FIST SHIT !!!!!!!

All this to say that, anatomically speaking, buttocks are a shit sandwich.

 

[LibraryLady]

Freezing fog on an early Monday morning drive. Lots of it. Not late to work. I rock Mondays!

LL

 

[Grunt]

One of the things I was most thankful for during this Thanksgiving time was....

Mondays....MORE MONDAYS!!!!!!

 

[RackMaster]

I think it's nap time.

 

[AWP]

YOU TWO HAVE THE RIGHT SPIRIT!!!!!! THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF WE COULD CHANGE THE MINDS OF THESE NAMBY-PAMBY, DONKEY-CHOKING BEDWETTERS!!!!!!!! HATERS ARE GONNA' HATE, BUT NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE, SHOULD HATE ON A MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[x SF med]

MONDAY!!! the first day in the Week, and the best day of the week... MONDAY, Strong like Einstein, smart like bull! or id that Smart like Einstein, strong like bull? Whatever, MONDAY is FUNDAY!!!!

 

[Red Flag 1]

Freezing fog on an early Monday morning drive. Lots of it. Not late to work. I rock Mondays!

LL

I used to see that in Central Europe, a lot. Sometimes we would have fog 24/7 for as long as a week. The real worry was when ambient temps were 0 degree C. On those days, walking from the car to any place was dangerous.

 

[RackMaster]

That was the best nap a Monday could provide.

 

[x SF med]

It's no longer MONDAY, alas... the weekly closure of the rampage of awesome must be closed... Goodbye Monday, see you in just under 7 days...