CAG Babies

CDG · Jan 21, 2015

CAG has opened its doors to recruits right out of basic due to manpower shortages. The A&S has been updated to reflect the new talent pool.

http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/01/cag-babies-delta-force/

RackMaster · Jan 21, 2015

They should just start a breeding program.

Florida173 · Jan 21, 2015

Gotta love duffle blog for military satire

reed11b · Jan 21, 2015

Already submitted my packet a week a go. Getting a combined PT score of 90 may prove challenging however.
Reed

Deleted member 2517 · Jan 21, 2015

I wonder how many guys have had to deal with morbidly obese airsoft types coming into the recruiting station asking about this

SKIPPER · Feb 4, 2015

Hahaha!! the day CAG opens it's doors to Recruits, will be the day Steve Perry joins Journey again.

LibraryLady · Feb 4, 2015

SKIPPER said:
Hahaha!! the day CAG opens it's doors to Recruits, will be the day Steve Perry joins Journey again.

Uh, Skipper? Go lookup up the definition of satire, read the link in the original post and then read more and post less.

LL

SKIPPER · Feb 4, 2015

no no i understood it was all satire! I was just laughing about how humorous the satirical article was

reed11b · Feb 4, 2015

LibraryLady said:
Uh, Skipper? Go lookup up the definition of satire, read the link in the original post and then read more and post less.

LL

Wait, this isn't real? I have been working out to get a combined score of 90 on my APFT for nothing? Now I just want a donut.
Reed

SKIPPER · Feb 4, 2015

hahaha @reed11b Krispy Kremes has them Hot and Ready for you

Ooh-Rah · Feb 4, 2015

Pssst... @SKIPPER , @LibraryLady knew you knew it was sarcasm. @reed11b knew it was sarcasm too. ...Shhhhh...

Crusader74 · Feb 5, 2015

Bollox! Here I as thinking I was in with a chance..