DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS??!?!?!?!

[AWP]

MONDAY! THE BEST GODDAMN DAY OF THE WEEK!!!! MONDAY, MONDAY, MONDAY!!!!!! IF YOU'RE AWAKE, THEN DON'T GO TO SLEEP. IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS ALSEEP THEN WAKE THEM UP!!!!!! IF YOU'RE JUST WAKING UP THEN YOU'VE HIT THE LOTTERY!!!!! MONDAY'S HERE AND THE ONLY DAY BETTER THAN A MONDAY IS ANOTHER MONDAY!!!!!!

MAKE A FRIEND, MAKE AN ENEMY, OR MAKE AN ORPHAN, IT DOES NOT MATTER!!!!!!! DELIVER A BABY, DELIVER A PIZZA, OR DELIVER A THROAT PUNCH, BUT DON'T DO IT HALF-ASSED!!!!! THE GREATEST SIN ON A MONDAY IS TO DO NOTHING!!!!!

NO GO OUT AND SPREAD THE POWER OF MONDAY LIKE MAGIC JOHNSON AT A SWINGER'S CONVENTION!!!!!!!

FREEDOM!!!!!!!!

 

[Grunt]

Well said indeed!

After all...Monday's are 1/7th of our lives!

 

[medicchick]

My calendar says it's Sunday.:-/:-"

 

[AWP]

0430 ZULU AS I TYPE THIS WHICH MAKES IT A MONDAY!!!!!!!!!! BESIDES, YOU DON'T WANT AN EARLY MONDAY?!?!?!?!?!? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!!!!!

 

[policemedic]

Monday usually isn't Monday for me. Should I celebrate on the calendar day, the actual day, the solstice, 'my' Monday, Zulu time Monday?

Fuck it, it's 5 o'clock somewhere.

 

[medicchick]

I don't work so Mondays don't matter. I just have to get Bibby to school and back to bed I can go.

 

[AWP]

Monday usually isn't Monday for me. Should I celebrate on the calendar day, the actual day, the solstice, 'my' Monday, Zulu time Monday?

Fuck it, it's 5 o'clock somewhere.

TODAY IS MY FRIDAY BUT THAT DOESN'T STOP ME FROM MONDAY'ING OUT! MONDAY IS IMMORTAL, LIKE JESUS, FREEDOM, PIZZA, AND A PUPPY'S LOVE!!!!!!!!

I don't work so Mondays don't matter. I just have to get Bibby to school and back to bed I can go.

YOUR DISREGARD FOR MONDAY WON'T SHAKE ME! IN FACT, I'LL SHAKE IT OFF BECAUSE IF YOU WON'T RECOGNIZE THE BEST DAY OF ALL TIME THEN NO ONE CAN HELP YOU!!!!!!!!!! EVEN CANADIANS LIKE MONDAY AND CANADIANS ARE MENTALLY CHALLENGED! THAT IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SpitfireV]

YOU'RE A CUNT.

 

[digrar]

It's Monday here too, although it's day 6 of the swing, so it's more like a Wednesday, tomorrow is essentially a Thursday and Wednesday is Friday, to be followed by 5 Saturdays and a Sunday.

 

[Marine0311]

I just got a freedom boner.

 

[DA SWO]

I'm off 'cause it's a holiday.
Work harder, so I can take more time off.

 

[Dame]

Labor day...

Painting day!

 

[x SF med]

His meds still haven't arrived ... bummer for us.

 

[Totentanz]

Go home camel, you're drunk.

 

[AWP]

EVERY MONDAY I WILL MOTIVATE YOU AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE FREEFALLING SAID SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Red Flag 1]

His meds still haven't arrived ... bummer for us.

Prolly an air mixture adjustment is over due:-".

 

[Muppet]

My penis can get only so erect! Hell! Maybe I will even get to be a paramedic today and not not give out taxi rides! Here's to monday!

M.

 

[Muppet]

His meds still haven't arrived ... bummer for us.

Maybe I should send him some of my Lexapro?

M.

 

[Marauder06]

Somebody hit a little of the ol' chrystal meth before starting this thread. Or Rip-It, I hear from reliable sources they're pretty much the same thing.

 

[Polar Bear]

Hump day? This is my favorite weekend.