Florida man "accidentally" marries granddaughter

[Gunz]

twern't me, i swears.

"Despite finally figuring it out, however, the couple have decided to stay together, and have no plans of getting divorced."

Florida Man Accidentally Marries His Granddaughter

 

[RackMaster]

LOL Gross.

 

[104TN]

Is she hot?

 

[DocIllinois]

Is she hot?

He's loaded, so if she aint already hot, she's going to get artificially closer.

 

[Raptor]

I'd bet $10 that she's staying with him for that lottery jackpot he won.

 

[Gunz]

When I first saw this, I thought, OMG, what has @Freefalling done??!!!

 

[Diamondback 2/2]

The banjo weeps for attention.

 

[AWP]

A multimillionaire marries a 24 YO stripper with a child. Yawn. Also known as "mankind for about ever."

She's his granddaughter. Disgusting, but it happens. I don't think they knew until after the marriage.

She stays with him? Florida. All Florida, all the time.

 

[Gunz]

Florida and Alaska are like gravity suckers for weirdness.