Wonder if we should show his wife this... Just to see the combustion?!?!
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Whenever I say something, in jest of course, to my wife about cooking or cleaning, she reminds me she isn't going to the kitchen, but a lawyer.
"Woman, go make me a sandwich. Turkey, bacon, wheat bread."
"Don't be a cunt. When Suzanne's done you'll have your stupid cat, half of the guns, and the computer. I'll even take the power tools."
"At least I can keep the cat..."