Government Waste and Corruption thread

[Dame]

As a contractor, the Government can’t direct you to do work. Next time tell the GS he’s just committed a UAC by telling you what to do. Follow me for life pro tips!

I tried that. He filed a formal complaint against me.

 

[GOTWA]

Yall work for some toxic offices.

 

[Dame]

Yall work for some toxic offices.

Worked. Past tense. I told them if I didn't get an apology and/or the complaint rescinded, I was leaving.

It's nice being semi-retired.

 

[AWP]

Contractors: When we run out of money we're going home until you pay us.
Gov.: We'll be furloughed.
Mil.: So, if everyone is sitting at home who will O&M our trainers and classrooms?
Gov.: ...
Ctr.: ...
Mil.: Guys? Guys?