Sure, I'll weave a Persian rug of obscenity just for you.
Greatest (worst) training video ever!
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Sure, I'll weave a Persian rug of obscenity just for you.
Cuz the engine block is such a shitty thing to use for cover.
The fact his vehicle had TURD written on the side was gold.
His pistol didn't have enough tacticool accessories.
With tactics like that, who needs accessories?
Holy fuck, I don't even know where to start. My 4 year old does a better "tactical roll" from the back seat, usually while holding onto what ever she has (today is was Faygo Cream Soda, she was not letting that go for anything). It takes less time to slid into the back seat then to get out and back in.:whatever:
These serve as fine examples of why everyone should NOT have the right to post videos....
I would qualify these as below entry level tactics...or, maybe I won't use the term "tactics" in association with these particular videos.
I would qualify these as below entry level tactics...or, maybe I won't use the term "tactics" in association with these particular videos.
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It's a real thing, just like a desk pop...
I'm with pardus, I expected him to jump to the backseat. He's so worried about getting shot through the windshield, that moron gets out and exposes his back to whatever threat.
I was fully expecting to watch some sore of ricochet flatten his front tire.
I was fully expecting to watch some sore of ricochet flatten his front tire.
Oh, and if you have kids his whole "get into and slid out of the back" might not work. I know we have the kid locks engaged to keep minion in, on both vehicles with 4 doors (unless it's summer then the Jeep might not even have any on) plus the booster seat. The Blazer only has 2 doors anyway but with the runflats and lift I'd just keep going.
Dang, sign me up for that class! I'd be rolling on the ground laughing every time that he would have me putting "targets on rounds!"
I tried it this afternoon after I got ambushed down the road. Works well. I would recommend an M14 in place of the pistol though. If you can't shoot an M14 one handed, you're a pussy who doesn't know how to use a car door for upside down cover.
I saw your video, you lose.... you didn't drop your M-14 then pick it back up. and......... you didn't roll through the drill like an elephant on a mixture of ludes and diazepam.... the only thing that really worked was that your truck had that nice kiwi logo in place of the TURD sticker...
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Bra, you're not even maximising your firepower efficiency unless you're dual wielding two M14s.
I'm thinking two words Karl.Gustav. That's right, the Charlie Guts Ache...M14, it's a girlie gun.
Guess I suck, cause I just drove away (fast).
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When you are attacked in your unarmored car parked, or in traffic- you die.
Sometimes that's just what happens.
The NYPD and law enforcement across Mexico can attest to that.
If you are in an armored vehicle- just don't get out.
Sometimes that's just what happens.
The NYPD and law enforcement across Mexico can attest to that.
If you are in an armored vehicle- just don't get out.
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