Not Work Safe HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU, KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AWP]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! THAT DAY IS UPON US, FOLKS!!!!!!!! TIME TO MAKE THIS DAY YOUR BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! MONDAY’S HERE AND AIN’T GOT TIME TO BLEED!!!!! TEDDY ROOSEVELT SAID THE CREDIT BELONGS TO THE MAN IN THE ARENA, BUT HE’S WRONG!!!!1!!!!!!!!111!!! THE CREDIT BELONGS TO MONDAY WHICH PROVIDES THE VELOCITY YOU NEED TO TACKLE THE WEEK!!!!!!!!! MONDAY’S THAT ADRENALINE SHOT TO THE HEART IN A TARANTINO MOVIE!!!!!! MONDAY MAKES STAR WARS LOOK LIKE A POP-UP BIRTHDAY CARD!!!!! MONDAY IS 100 OCTANE FOR YOUR PRIUS!!!!!! FUCK THAT PRIUS!!!!!!

MAILBAG TIME!

Monday Guy,

My spouse doesn’t share my enthusiasm for Mondays, what should I do?

FIRE THAT CUNT!!!!! IF SHE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND MONDAY HOW CAN SHE RAISE YOUR KIDS?!?!?!!?!?!?!

MONDAY, WHERE ZERO TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY AND THE OFFER IS AVAILABLE IN ALL STATES!!!!!!

 

[Grunt]

NOW...I am ready to take on the week! That was like a shot of pure JP-8 straight in the veins!!!!!

 

[Devildoc]

Monday? I scoff at Monday.....

 

[x SF med]

any MONDAY HATERS OR MONDAY SCOFFERS run a very high risk of banishment from this site.... MONDAY ROCKS HARDER THAN MOTLEY CRUE ON METH IN A DUTCH WHOREHOUSE!!!!

MONDAY SHOULD BE THE ONLY DAY OF THE WEEK!!!! THAT WAY WE WOULD NEVER LOSE TJE AWESOMENESS THAT IS MONDAY.

 

[Devildoc]

any MONDAY HATERS OR MONDAY SCOFFERS run a very high risk of banishment from this site....

Lol....my 'scoffing' will turn into Hardnose...which will turn into Hard On which will turn into Full-Size Boner which will turn into A FUCKING MONDAY WILL NEVER FORGET!! ....once I finish my coffee.....

 

[RackMaster]

I'm going to ride this Monday like a midget Mexican at a Tijuana donkey show.

 

[DocIllinois]

The ice storms and multiple car accidents raging outside my door are only nature's way of saying:
YOU CAN TAKE ANYTHING ON A MOTHER LOVIN' MONDAY, BITCHES!!!

 

[Diamondback 2/2]

I'm going to ride this Monday like a midget Mexican at a Tijuana donkey show.

Now that's just funny...lol

 

[Muppet]

Now I am ready to face fuck monday night.....MERICA GOD DAMN IT!

M.

 

[BuckysBadger24]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!1!11!!!!! HALLE-FUCKIN-LUJAH!!! SNOW??!? FUCK SNOW!! WIND AND ICE SAYS YOU, BOUT FUCKIN TIME SAYS I. I'M GONNA GO OUT AND DO SO MANY DONUTS WISCONSIN WILL BE DRY FOR A YEAR!!!1!1. SHIRTLESS SNOW ANGELS IN THIS BITCH BECAUSE THE LAST MONDAY OF THE YEAR WASTE NOT!

 

[Gunz]

When I tell you to dump the body in the marsh.....dump the body in the marsh! Not where some John Hancock guy goes to get a blowjob every Monday morning! Don't laugh! This ain't reality TV!

 

[Diamondback 2/2]

When I tell you to dump the body in the marsh.....dump the body in the marsh! Not where some John Hancock guy goes to get a blowjob every Monday morning! Don't laugh! This ain't reality TV!

That was a great movie, love the priest and nun scene. lol