How to get rid of the "Airborne" bug.

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Go stand in the rain, preferably when it is cold outside, and do nothing for hours. Literally nothing, just stand there. Take care to wear nothing that is water repellent or insulated. Do this at night if possible without water or food. Just stand there telling yourself the buses will come any minute now while also thinking of the BN and BDE staff who are warm, dry, and sleeping at that moment.

Do you still want to re-enlist?

I really feel like I need to pile onto this...................


While you are standing out there in the rain - one of us will call you on your cell to let you know that your pay is fucked up.
...and to let you know that there is a problem with your GI Bill - so you are going to have to cover this semesters tuition until uncle sugar gets it straightened out
...also - your dog got out - because your significant other was out at the club and forgot to close the gate
...and not to stack on the problems, but I heard from a pretty good source that you are on levy for assignment to Fort Polk

There are a few more things I need to let you in on but I know your battery is getting low and you don't have your charger - but dont worry, we'll have your car fixed before you come in out of the rain - it will look good as new

 

[SpongeBob*24]

Good luck!