I'm going to live forever!

[compforce]

Odds of an early death before 90:

Two beers a day, -18%
Exercise 15-45 minutes a day -11%
Slightly overweight but not obese -3%
Daily hobby 2 hours a day -21%
Two cups of coffee a day -10%

Add them all up and you get -63% chance of early death....but then I lose something like 30% for smoking (less than a pack a day)

Drinking alcohol key to living past 90

I think most of us check all the boxes except you fitness nuts who lose the 3% for being slightly overweight.

 

[Red Flag 1]

Odds of an early death before 90:



Add them all up and you get -63% chance of early death....but then I lose something like 30% for smoking (less than a pack a day)

 

[Gunz]

Well hell, I'll drink to that.

 

[SpongeBob*24]

Those numbers are lies.....