Israel and Iran

Listen up people...

I am absolutely livid!
President Trump had the chance to turn the entire Middle East into a glow-in-the-dark wasteland with one single, big beautiful nuke.
What did he do instead?
He blinked.

He irresponsibly declared a pause against an enemy that is NOT really a threat - BUT - now that he has declared a cease fire, it has become clear that they ARE a threat and now he is showing weakness by not turning the region into a safe, carbon neutral, environmentally friendly, radioactive sheet of low fat, sugar free, vegan glass.

I'm not furious because he held back!
I'm not furious because of pesky war impacts or pesky international law and the tragic loss of an entire civilization.
I'm furious because he seemed to be busy playing political chess when he should have been standing down under the 25th amendment !!!
I'm furious because unlike Joe Biden who was sharp, focused, and on point; President Trump is clearly mentally unfit.
...for fuck sake, he eats his "well done" New York Strip with ketchup on it !!!

C'mon man: where’s the satisfaction of condemning history to ashes?
I signed up for apocalyptic flair, not for a half-hearted cold war of words! If only he had unleashed a dazzling nuclear holocaust on Iran, I could have properly embraced my daily dose of seething fury, not just at what the holocaust would have done, but at the audacity of Trump’s seeming inability to exercise restraint with these "crazy bastards".

It’s all about that show of raw, unbridled anger, and my thirst for nuclear drama remains unquenched. The world may judge, but I know that sometimes being mad is an art...
...and Trump has disappointed us all
...again
 
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Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I don't think wars are meant to be won.
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You aren't a conspiracy theorist...
...you're just being a conspiracy "Factivist" (which I'm not sure is even a real thing, but it sounds good to me)

Well either way - I think you are right - and if we aren't going to win THIS war by Trump using nukes - then the only thing some of us have left to hope for is that maybe he will finally start to focus on putting gays in prison...
....because that's what the left said he would do

Hopefully he will get back to taking rights away from women...
...because lord knows, they have toooo many rights to enjoy
...and because THAT is what Kamala and Hillary said he would do
...because he is an irredeemable misogynist and totally NOT because they are just sore losers

With Iran "no longer being a threat" maybe he can go back to arresting and deporting tax paying US citizens just because they "LOOK" like they might be from another country...

Most importantly, he needs to get back to what Joe Biden had always accused republicans of doing...
"unshackle Wall Street, and put Y'all back it chains"


If we aren't going to do a fucking war - lets at LEAST get back to some good old Democrat style tyranny and oppression...
...orangemanbad style
 
AWP said:
Someone needs more coffee...
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I literally just returned from the "coffee truck" with my large cup of Macchiato with oat milk, extra espresso shot, and sugar free french vanilla

I should start feeling better within the hour.
 
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So hold on.

Trump said something hyperbolic, people freaked out, then Trump got a deal everyone said he couldn’t get?

Is… is this some groundbreaking new thing the Prez is doing?

Watch how fast the narrative turns from “a deal is impossible ENDLESS WAR” to “CEASEFIRE WONT HOLD BAD DEAL”
 
amlove21 said:
So hold on.

Trump said something hyperbolic, people freaked out, then Trump got a deal everyone said he couldn’t get?

Is… is this some groundbreaking new thing the Prez is doing?

Watch how fast the narrative turns from “a deal is impossible ENDLESS WAR” to “CEASEFIRE WONT HOLD BAD DEAL”
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Back to my cereal analogy. The guy can't win no matter what he does.
 
I'm leaning towards, "his impossible deal will lead to an endless war, he needs to step down now"
...even though we are in this fucking mess because Carters foreign policy sucked balls and then every US president since then has adopted a "walk softly and play with their small dick" appeasement strategy of dealing with radical middle eastern picks.
...radical middle eastern pricks that believe it is their duty to usher in the return of the 12th Imam.

Plus, was anyone surprised that just in time for the midterm campaign season, democrats are starting to adopt the "elect us and we'll impeach him.... again" campaign strategy ?




For the record - I will never NOT remind people that Obama used extra judicial means to assassinate and/or murder FIVE different US citizens with drone strikes...
...Anwar al-Awlaki, born in New Mexico
...Samir ibn Zafar Khan, naturalized U.S. citizen
...Abdulrahman al-Awlaki, born in Colorado
...Warren Weinstein, born in Brooklyn
...Jude Kenan Mohammad, born in Florida
...and everyone seemed to be ok with THOSE illegal strikes because they weren't ordered by President Trump

So, in closing, fuck Iran, and also, fuck EVERYONE that Obama killed in his illegal, and extrajudicial murdering of us citizens (EXCPET for Warren Weinstein, who was a hostage when Obama murdered him).
...Yes, that's right, Obama murdered a US citizen that was being held hostage.

Just sayin'
 
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Box said:
You aren't a conspiracy theorist...
...you're just being a conspiracy "Factivist" (which I'm not sure is even a real thing, but it sounds good to me)

Well either way - I think you are right - and if we aren't going to win THIS war by Trump using nukes - then the only thing some of us have left to hope for is that maybe he will finally start to focus on putting gays in prison...
....because that's what the left said he would do

Hopefully he will get back to taking rights away from women...
...because lord knows, they have toooo many rights to enjoy
...and because THAT is what Kamala and Hillary said he would do
...because he is an irredeemable misogynist and totally NOT because they are just sore losers

With Iran "no longer being a threat" maybe he can go back to arresting and deporting tax paying US citizens just because they "LOOK" like they might be from another country...

Most importantly, he needs to get back to what Joe Biden had always accused republicans of doing...
"unshackle Wall Street, and put Y'all back it chains"


If we aren't going to do a fucking war - lets at LEAST get back to some good old Democrat style tyranny and oppression...
...orangemanbad style
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I miss the days when watching people with TDS was fun.
 
Topkick said:
But Carville explains his TDS as "my craziness is evidence of my sanity"

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Liberals, Democrats, Marxists, and Socialists (as if there is a difference) have a tendency to lean into illogical, paradoxical concepts like that...
-War is peace.
-Freedom is slavery.
-Ignorance is strength.
-My Craziness is Evidence of My Sanity

The ability to hold two such contradictory beliefs simultaneously is what "the left" does best. TDS is little more than the modern manifestation of "Two Minutes Hate"
To paraphrase George Orwell:

“The horrible thing about Trump Derangement Syndrome is not that anyone is OBLIGATED to participate - on the contrary - it becomes impossible to avoid joining in. ​

After as little as 30 seconds, pretense becomes unnecessary. ​

The hideous ecstasy of fear and vindictiveness, a desire to kill, to torture, to smash faces in with a sledge-hammer, flows through those impacted by TDS like an electric current, like shit through a goose, it involuntarily turns people grimacing, screaming lunatics.”​


It's the go-to tool in the toolbox for those times when Liberals, Democrats, Marxists, and Socialists need to destroy critical thought in the already weak minded.
-It's why Obama can direct the extrajudicial killing of US citizens while simultaneously accusing Trump of committing war crimes for killing radical religious zealots that have been waging war against the United States for over 40 years.
-Propagandized progressive messaging meant to confuse, manipulate, and maintain control over their mush brained subjects.
-It's why an entire political demographic can hold on SO TIGHT to the narrative that Joe Biden is sharp, he's focused, and he's on point - while continuously demanding that "we the people" band together and demand Trumps removal under the 25th amendment because he is clearly no longer in possession of his own mental faculties.

And if you don't believe it - or you elect to reject the premise - its ok - denial just means you're a racist.

Don't hate James or Robert or Bruce or Hillary or Alexandria or Nancy...
...they can't help themselves.
...they've been brainwashed and corrupted by "The Party's" messaging
...they become enslaved by "the narrative"

Just say a little prayer for them and pity their struggle with mental health.
 
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