Marine Corps Air Station Yuma?

[0699]

I don't, I absolutely hate them.

You wouldn't take a Somali to a buffet and ask him to throw dollar bills at the mac and cheese, knowing that the starving bastard is only going to look at and smell the food.

"Here, you also need to buy an overpriced drink so you can sit here and stare at the buffet. Oh look! Shirmp scampi is up next!"

So WTF would I go to a strip club?

I would...

 

[ProPatria]

Another quick question, is there a gym on base that I would be able to use? considering I'm from another country and all

 

[Chopstick]

IDK anything about the answer to your question ProPatria but this link has the phone number to the fitness center there. Maybe they can tell you.
http://www.mccsyuma.org/2009web.mccs/2010MCCShtml/semfit_fitness-center.html