North Korean Missile Launch Fails ‘Almost Immediately’, U.S. Military Says

Lil Kim needs to invest some of the money from his failed missile attempts on a new barber and a new haircut! He needs to get with the program.

Since they are probably still using rotary dial phones with party lines, I usually don't expect too much from him and his Romper Room staff.
 
When the DPRK tested one of their first bombs underground the Onion ran a headline that was something like: 'North Korea detonates 40 years of GDP.' One of the reactions from their 'people on the street' was something like 'how do we know they weren't just celebrating underground independence day?'
 
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