PAM BONDI DOESN’T NEED TO READ THIS!!!!!

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BUT YOU PROBABLY DO!!!!11!!!!!!!! AS YOU TACKLE THE DAY REMEMBER THAT YOU HAVE A CHOICE!!!! MAKE MONDAY YOUR BITCH OR BE MONDAY’S BITCH!!11!!!! ARE YOU UNEMPLOYED KRISTI NOEM?!?!?! HER BREASTICALLY ENHANCED HUSBAND WITH A PR PROBLEM???!?!?! OR THEIR DOG WHO PROBABLY KNEW TOO MUCH???!!!!! BE A MARCO RUBIO!!!!!!!!

BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY BUT YOUR COURAGE AND BALL SACK (OR OVARIES, I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU ARE!!!!) MOVES MONDAY!!!!! FORCE THAT OUT LIKE AN MRE TURD NO MATTER THE COST IN PAIN!!!! PUSH OUT MONDAY LIKE YOUR HOPEFULLY NON- RETARDED OFFSPRING WHO PROBABLY HAS A DISADVANTAGE IN LIFE BECAUSE OF YOUR GENES!!!!!! ATTACK IT LIKE A FAILED PAINTER!!!!! DON’T LET MONDAY PUT YOU IN A CUCK CHAIR!!!!!!

REDACT YOUR MONDAY OR BOMB THAT BRIDGE!!!!! YOUR CHOICE, DON’T CHOOSE TO BE NATO!!!!!!1!!!

MONDAY!!!! CUCK OR BE CUCKED!!!!!!

 

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Bravo my good man.
Bravo !!!

After such an extended absence from "MONDAYS" it pains me to say that I was not expecting such a motivational speech from what feels like it came from an overcaffeinated drill sergeant with a thousand yards stare, a thesaurus, and an existential grudge against Mondays, but here we are.

I was expecting a "toe in the water" or maybe even a gradual slide into the old anti-Monday grove but instead of wading in cautiously, you went in like a cannonball doing a belly flop. Awe inspiring.
Thank you for reminding us ALL that our courage, reproductive organs, and questionable genetic legacy are the real keys to conquering this most accursed day of the Gregorian calendar.

Truly inspiring.

Thank you - sincerely - for this unhinged, yet oddly compelling, and more importantly, bipartisan call to arms.
Monday doesn’t stand a chance.


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