Here's an idea for a commercial...
FADE IN:
...wide angle shot from a drone flying just above tree top level
...looking down at a vast range complex
...people everywhere; clearly there is some sort of competition
...the viewpoints swoops down, flying low over the cars in the parking lot
...looping over each of the shooting bays
...activity everywhere, gunshots getting louder and fading out again as the drone footage circles each section of the range
...as the birds eye view camera footage continues, there is a voiceover that sounds like pure velvet
...a voice so silky smooth that Morgan Freeman, James Earl Jones, and Alan Rickman would all be jealous
"THE AMERICAN DREAM STILL EXISTS"
A family owned and operated firearms manufacturer in the Midwest, we are proud of our 30-year history. We started out as the engineering team behind these handcrafted firearms.
We continue to design quality firearms the way we would want them to be.
In other words, if we wouldn't use them, we wouldn't sell them.
When you purchase our firearms, you are partnering with a company that carries deep-rooted pride in its heritage and hard work.
We build "the working man's gun" and we celebrate our commitment to manufacturing firearms that are tough and reliable.
Our firearms are 100% American made and we guarantee a lifetime replacement of our work.
This means that you not only get quality firearms at a competitive price - you are also supporting an American based company that proudly offers a lifetime warranty on all of our firearms.
...the birds eye video comes to the last shooting bay on this vast training complex as the drone swoops to eye level on a collision course with a devastatingly handsome, 58 year old retired Special Forces Soldier
...he slows his sprint to a dead stop at the edge of a barricade on the pistol range
...he fires his last three doubles taps into the steel targets arrayed before him.
...as he completes his stage of fire, the drone pulls up short, looking over his shoulder
...his mature grizzled features
...his lady-killer tussle of salt and pepper hair
...and the manliest beard ever to show up on a gun commercial
...all gleaming in the noon day sunlight
...the camera zooms in and locks down on his pistol as he is cleared off the firing line:
The "Yeet-Canon" from High Point...
...its safer than a Sig P-320
...and when you purchase a Hi-Point® firearm, you purchase the Hi-Point® promise...and you just can't put a price tag on that.