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Wow....that one is REALLY good!
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Anyone make a comparison to the creation of cybercom?
Space Force in Jeopardy After Democrats Gain Control of House
I think most people fail to understand why a COCOM or Department is as important as they are and what the differences are. I also think that to lead the Armed Forces Service Committee you need some prior military background to understand intricacies and cultures. Something Adam Smith lacks.
I think most people fail to understand why a COCOM or Department is as important as they are and what the differences are. I also think that to lead the Armed Forces Service Committee you need some prior military background to understand intricacies and cultures. Something Adam Smith lacks.
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Really hope that a DoD Dept that focuses solely on outer orbital space defense and force projection isn't scrapped. I think that if anyone other than the US establishes itself as the dominant power in space, our evolution as a species is going to bet set back a few hundred years. I'm talking about a catastrophy similar to the burning of the Library of Alexandria.
Whoever controls space will literally be shaping our evolutionary pathway as a species. I think that it's beyond foolish to cede control of space to the PRC and other groups who have a blatant disregard for human rights.
Whoever controls space will literally be shaping our evolutionary pathway as a species. I think that it's beyond foolish to cede control of space to the PRC and other groups who have a blatant disregard for human rights.
95% of whom were looking forward to signing up as Space Shuttle Door Gunners...
I can see it...
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All hail the God Emperor! Death to the Xenos scum! MAGA! 
Y'all funning around, but y'all assholes would sign up in a heart beat.
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Settle in lads and lassies, I want to tell you the TRUE story about Space Force. First, allow me to set the scene for everyone - In a nearby galaxy in the immediate future (I'm not subscribing to that bullshit about it happening "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...." this shit is going to be done documentary style) - A Space Force Special Operator named Wallace Williams is standing at the helm of the famous starship, "Freedom-1" looking soulfully out into the blackness of space.........
Wallace Williams was loved by many – a humble man who led the humans in the First War of Galactic Independence against the evil Lord Malleus Scrotumus. In 2286 Lord Malleus Scrotumus invaded and conquered Earth following the death of Supreme Overload of the Dark Universe Alasdair the Wise, who left no heir to his throne. Young Wallace Williams was forced to witnesses Lord Malleus Scrotumus' treachery as he lopped off Wally's moms head with a light saber. Now an orphan, Wallace was forced to roam the countryside in search of surviving family members, eventually coming across his paternal Uncle Argyle.
Young Wallace was taken on a pilgrimage throughout the galaxy by Uncle Argyle, where he was educated as a Defender and trained in the ways of the Space Force. Uncle Argyle was a retired Master Chief that worked for Missile Command and in his younger years was part of an elite Moon Patrol unit that chased and apprehended illegal space aliens. Young Wallace became an expert at avoiding Asteroids and was starting to miss his home planet. Back on earth, Evil Lord Malleus Scrotumus was granted his Space Invaders land ownership and countless privileges on Earth - Scrotumus even granting his Galaxians the right of 'Prima Nocte' – the freedom to have sexual relations with earth women on the night of their wedding…
…..Wallace Williams of Space Force heard about it and was NOT cool with this new law.
Wallace Williams decided to return to earth and fell in love with his childhood friend Murron and the two get married in secret – the wedding was not announced because Wallace Williams was NOT ok with space invaders getting the first roll in the hay with his new wife. The secret still got out and Young Wallace had to rescue Murron from being raped by the galaxians but it didn’t matter, Murron was captured and publicly executed. In a wild fit of rage, Wallace Williams led his clan to slaughter countless space invaders in the galactic garrison - sending the survivors back to the evil Lord Malleus Scrotumus. This infuriated Lord Malleus, so he ordered his son to stop Wallace by any means necessary, but Wallace rebelled against the galactic empire – shit was getting real.
As the legend of Young Wallace spread, gazillions of humans from around the world decided to join him to get a chance at shooting state of the art laser pistols and flying all sorts of souped up space rockets. Wallace led this army to a YUGE victory at the Battle of Brooklyn Bridge and then they destroyed the New City of Old York. Wallace was still so pissed off about losing his wife that he captured Lord Malleus’ nephew and cut his fucking head off – then he sent the severed head back to Scrotumus as a reminder that he was no longer fucking around.
Wallace Williams tried to recruit a guy named Bob Berry to help out because he had a lot of political connections. Bob was a builder and his dad was also named Bob but for some reason his dad made people call him Robert the Elder. When asked if he wanted to help fix things, Bob the builder said, “Yes we can” but his dad was a dick and interfered with Bobs progress. Robert, the elder Berry, wanted his son to get into politics and knew the best way was by working directly with Lord Malleus to put down the space rebellion.
Worried by the continuous threat of space rebellion, Lord Malleus sent his son's wife Izzy to try to negotiate with Wallace as a distraction for the landing of another invasion force on earth. That shit failed miserably – Wallace Williams was a handsome son-of-a-gun and he had some mad game with the ladies. Izzy couldn’t resist his charm and instead of setting him up for an ambush, she started hooking up with him and giving him all sorts of secrets about the coming invasion. Some people thought the alien invasion was a national crisis, while others spent their days suggesting that earth should allow aliens to vote in elections and even run for office. Wallace was NOT down with all of this craziness and tried to convince the shitbrained earthly politicians to stop jerking each other off and pass a funding bill to help counter the threat of alien invasion and take back the planet but it went nowhere – instead; half of congress demanded investigations into the possibility that Wallace had colluded with the Venutians, while the other half started harrumphing about Young Wallace’s unconventional behavior and sophomoric inability to control himself when posting comments on galactic social media outlets. Wallace thought he could trust Bob and asked him to help lead the army but some folks in Young Wallace’s very own merry band were willing to turn their backs on him after being bribed by the establishment – even Bob, the builder, was caught helping the evil Lord Malleus Scrotumus. Sadly, it wasn’t until after realizing that he was a traitorous turd that Bob realized the damage he helped do to his countrymen by siding with the establishment, so he vowed never to be on the wrong side again.
Wallace meanwhile put the 1-8-7 on a few of those treasonous fucks for their betrayal and then spent the next seven years waging a guerrilla war against the galaxians. The whole time this was going on, Bob, the elder Berry was sneaking around and fucking over his fellow humans in exchange for a little bit of political influence – it got so bad that Bob, the builder, disowned his dirty seditious dope smoking daddy and switched political parties to distance himself from his shiftless smelly old hippy father. Young Wallace just kept traveling the globe killing the shit out of space invaders and every time he wiped out a wave, Lord Malleus’ health would fade a little more – it wasn’t long before the evil Lord Scrotumus was bed-ridden from diseases that he had contracted while sneaking around in the shadows without proper protection.
Just for good measure, Wallace Williams of Space Force put the moves on Lord Malleus’ step daughter and knocked her up. Outwardly it didn’t look too crazy when her belly started to swell, but to those who knew the family good – they knew that Lord Malleus son was light in the loafers – so it couldn’t have been his kid – eyebrows started to raise as folks began to wonder who’s little bastard child was hiding in her belly. As a little emotional coup-de-gras, Izzy decided to go to the deathbed of the now terminally ill Lord Scrotumus and told him the truth: his bloodline would be ended upon his death as she was knocked up with Wallace's child.
Wallace had been captured, tried for high treason, and condemned to death but he was like, “fuck you turds, I’m not afraid to die. I killed your sons and even knocked up some of your women, so suck it.” This drove the galactic royalty batshit crazy so they told Wallace Williams they were going to chop his rebellious ass up into little pieces in the town square so everyone could watch. They fucked Wallace up real bad but he was such a complete bad ass that he just WOULD.NOT.DIE. The truth was, even though he really was a total bad ass, Izzy had snuck into his cell and slipped him a hella-big dose of pain killers – so not only was he a bad ass- he was high as shit and feeling NO pain. Wallace Williams was so high that he started seeing holograms of his dead wife, Murron walking around in the crowd, smiling at him. With his dying breath, right before they lopped his head off with Obese-Wan-Kenodi’s light saber, he yelled out “Spaaaaaace Fooooooorce” – the head bouncing off the platform freaked out the people in the front row, and a few of the old ladies passed out, but his YUGE balls in the face of a heinous death motivated the shit out of the fighting age males in the crowd.
Fast forward to 2294 – Bob the builder was the Supreme chancellor of earth but he was getting tired of kissing the ass of the galactic empire – one day during a yuge ceremonial gathering of human and galactic troops, Bob was just about to provide a ceremonial Ass-Kissing for the CNN and MSNBC news crews when he realized that enough was enough – he turned to the human race and whispered, “check it bitches – enough is enough - I’m sorry I have been fucking you people over for so long, but let’s stomp a mud hole is the ass of these galactic pussies and send them away once and for all - fight with me as you did with Wallace Williams – help me fix this mess – can we fix it?” The army of humans cheered back, “YES.WE.CAN!!” Then, with a roaring battle cry, the humans laid down an epic ass whipping against the galactic Army that was so severe that it chased the aliens back to where they came from, winning the humans their freedom at last!!
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Wallace Williams was loved by many – a humble man who led the humans in the First War of Galactic Independence against the evil Lord Malleus Scrotumus. In 2286 Lord Malleus Scrotumus invaded and conquered Earth following the death of Supreme Overload of the Dark Universe Alasdair the Wise, who left no heir to his throne. Young Wallace Williams was forced to witnesses Lord Malleus Scrotumus' treachery as he lopped off Wally's moms head with a light saber. Now an orphan, Wallace was forced to roam the countryside in search of surviving family members, eventually coming across his paternal Uncle Argyle.
Young Wallace was taken on a pilgrimage throughout the galaxy by Uncle Argyle, where he was educated as a Defender and trained in the ways of the Space Force. Uncle Argyle was a retired Master Chief that worked for Missile Command and in his younger years was part of an elite Moon Patrol unit that chased and apprehended illegal space aliens. Young Wallace became an expert at avoiding Asteroids and was starting to miss his home planet. Back on earth, Evil Lord Malleus Scrotumus was granted his Space Invaders land ownership and countless privileges on Earth - Scrotumus even granting his Galaxians the right of 'Prima Nocte' – the freedom to have sexual relations with earth women on the night of their wedding…
…..Wallace Williams of Space Force heard about it and was NOT cool with this new law.
Wallace Williams decided to return to earth and fell in love with his childhood friend Murron and the two get married in secret – the wedding was not announced because Wallace Williams was NOT ok with space invaders getting the first roll in the hay with his new wife. The secret still got out and Young Wallace had to rescue Murron from being raped by the galaxians but it didn’t matter, Murron was captured and publicly executed. In a wild fit of rage, Wallace Williams led his clan to slaughter countless space invaders in the galactic garrison - sending the survivors back to the evil Lord Malleus Scrotumus. This infuriated Lord Malleus, so he ordered his son to stop Wallace by any means necessary, but Wallace rebelled against the galactic empire – shit was getting real.
As the legend of Young Wallace spread, gazillions of humans from around the world decided to join him to get a chance at shooting state of the art laser pistols and flying all sorts of souped up space rockets. Wallace led this army to a YUGE victory at the Battle of Brooklyn Bridge and then they destroyed the New City of Old York. Wallace was still so pissed off about losing his wife that he captured Lord Malleus’ nephew and cut his fucking head off – then he sent the severed head back to Scrotumus as a reminder that he was no longer fucking around.
Wallace Williams tried to recruit a guy named Bob Berry to help out because he had a lot of political connections. Bob was a builder and his dad was also named Bob but for some reason his dad made people call him Robert the Elder. When asked if he wanted to help fix things, Bob the builder said, “Yes we can” but his dad was a dick and interfered with Bobs progress. Robert, the elder Berry, wanted his son to get into politics and knew the best way was by working directly with Lord Malleus to put down the space rebellion.
Worried by the continuous threat of space rebellion, Lord Malleus sent his son's wife Izzy to try to negotiate with Wallace as a distraction for the landing of another invasion force on earth. That shit failed miserably – Wallace Williams was a handsome son-of-a-gun and he had some mad game with the ladies. Izzy couldn’t resist his charm and instead of setting him up for an ambush, she started hooking up with him and giving him all sorts of secrets about the coming invasion. Some people thought the alien invasion was a national crisis, while others spent their days suggesting that earth should allow aliens to vote in elections and even run for office. Wallace was NOT down with all of this craziness and tried to convince the shitbrained earthly politicians to stop jerking each other off and pass a funding bill to help counter the threat of alien invasion and take back the planet but it went nowhere – instead; half of congress demanded investigations into the possibility that Wallace had colluded with the Venutians, while the other half started harrumphing about Young Wallace’s unconventional behavior and sophomoric inability to control himself when posting comments on galactic social media outlets. Wallace thought he could trust Bob and asked him to help lead the army but some folks in Young Wallace’s very own merry band were willing to turn their backs on him after being bribed by the establishment – even Bob, the builder, was caught helping the evil Lord Malleus Scrotumus. Sadly, it wasn’t until after realizing that he was a traitorous turd that Bob realized the damage he helped do to his countrymen by siding with the establishment, so he vowed never to be on the wrong side again.
Wallace meanwhile put the 1-8-7 on a few of those treasonous fucks for their betrayal and then spent the next seven years waging a guerrilla war against the galaxians. The whole time this was going on, Bob, the elder Berry was sneaking around and fucking over his fellow humans in exchange for a little bit of political influence – it got so bad that Bob, the builder, disowned his dirty seditious dope smoking daddy and switched political parties to distance himself from his shiftless smelly old hippy father. Young Wallace just kept traveling the globe killing the shit out of space invaders and every time he wiped out a wave, Lord Malleus’ health would fade a little more – it wasn’t long before the evil Lord Scrotumus was bed-ridden from diseases that he had contracted while sneaking around in the shadows without proper protection.
Just for good measure, Wallace Williams of Space Force put the moves on Lord Malleus’ step daughter and knocked her up. Outwardly it didn’t look too crazy when her belly started to swell, but to those who knew the family good – they knew that Lord Malleus son was light in the loafers – so it couldn’t have been his kid – eyebrows started to raise as folks began to wonder who’s little bastard child was hiding in her belly. As a little emotional coup-de-gras, Izzy decided to go to the deathbed of the now terminally ill Lord Scrotumus and told him the truth: his bloodline would be ended upon his death as she was knocked up with Wallace's child.
Wallace had been captured, tried for high treason, and condemned to death but he was like, “fuck you turds, I’m not afraid to die. I killed your sons and even knocked up some of your women, so suck it.” This drove the galactic royalty batshit crazy so they told Wallace Williams they were going to chop his rebellious ass up into little pieces in the town square so everyone could watch. They fucked Wallace up real bad but he was such a complete bad ass that he just WOULD.NOT.DIE. The truth was, even though he really was a total bad ass, Izzy had snuck into his cell and slipped him a hella-big dose of pain killers – so not only was he a bad ass- he was high as shit and feeling NO pain. Wallace Williams was so high that he started seeing holograms of his dead wife, Murron walking around in the crowd, smiling at him. With his dying breath, right before they lopped his head off with Obese-Wan-Kenodi’s light saber, he yelled out “Spaaaaaace Fooooooorce” – the head bouncing off the platform freaked out the people in the front row, and a few of the old ladies passed out, but his YUGE balls in the face of a heinous death motivated the shit out of the fighting age males in the crowd.
Fast forward to 2294 – Bob the builder was the Supreme chancellor of earth but he was getting tired of kissing the ass of the galactic empire – one day during a yuge ceremonial gathering of human and galactic troops, Bob was just about to provide a ceremonial Ass-Kissing for the CNN and MSNBC news crews when he realized that enough was enough – he turned to the human race and whispered, “check it bitches – enough is enough - I’m sorry I have been fucking you people over for so long, but let’s stomp a mud hole is the ass of these galactic pussies and send them away once and for all - fight with me as you did with Wallace Williams – help me fix this mess – can we fix it?” The army of humans cheered back, “YES.WE.CAN!!” Then, with a roaring battle cry, the humans laid down an epic ass whipping against the galactic Army that was so severe that it chased the aliens back to where they came from, winning the humans their freedom at last!!
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I no shit applied.
Likewise. I did say though I have no experience for space programs though.
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