State Department spokeswoman floats jobs as answer to ISIS

Maybe soon they'll raise our taxes and start a welfare program for terrorists in the Middle East.
 
Let's be honest, if you're in ISIS and saw our model for "job creation" would you embrace it or a fiery end via AGM-114?

"I can go to Paradise or live on wages which were barely adequate in 2007? Have you seen the price of milk? Dirka, dirka, Muhammad Jihad."
 
Thank god the WH is taking this seriously. Calling a summit DEFINITELY lets ISIS know we aren't fucking around. :rolleyes:
 
CDG said:
Thank god the WH is taking this seriously. Calling a summit DEFINITELY lets ISIS know we aren't fucking around. :rolleyes:
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Therein is the problem: they seriously believe this is the solution! They are completely out of their element or Obama is more concerned about his legacy vice protecting those that cannot protect themselves.

Definitely a tight spot.
 
"We trained hard, but it seemed that every time we were beginning
to form up into teams, we would be reorganized. I was to learn later
in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing;
and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress
while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization."
 
Now...let's not be too quick to malign this "jobs" idea. There are a number of occupations ISIS members might be qualified for. Like State Department spokesperson. Their media relations skills surpass anything coming out of this administration.
 
The funny thing is she's sort of on the right path, but somewhat akin to saying "You need wheat to make a cake." She, and probably her peers at State, have the barest inkling of one part of the solution and have grasped that as a key component. She seems to allude to a COIN-type campaign, but distilled a very complex solution into a sound bite.

She's still clueless and still an idiot, nothing changes that. Were she able to expound upon that idea she wouldn't come across as a total buffoon; 95% buffoon maybe.
 
Oh, no. The decrease in buffoonery would only register in decimal places of 1%. I'd still be able to round up and accurately call her a hipster cunt pustule without even so much as the brains that God gave a Nickelback fan.
 

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