I for one do not think the system is broken. The system is administered by the US government and it is my opinion that the immigration system is working EXACTLY the way its administrators want it to work.
We would all do well to remember that just because things look bad - doesn't mean it isn't working the way the administrators want it to function. As a teenager that didn’t know a lot about cars, I thought glass pack header mufflers were fucking awesome – they made my car REALLY loud and raspy.
Someone that knows more about cars would just hear it and think “Just another dumbass teenager with glass packs”
…but that shit was EXACTLY the sound I was going for.
The immigration system is running exactly like Permanent DC wants it to run. For the extreme left of Permanent Washington, it is just another accelerant leading to that holy grail of the 60 year old Cloward-Piven strategy. For the right side of Permanent DC, it is a dumpster fire that they love to use as a stage prop
-There I was, just me and my little UL Rated 10-B/C twenty-dollar Kiddie Multipurpose Home Fire Extinguisher that I got from Walmart.
-I’m giving it my all, risking smoke inhalation and debilitating burn injuries to fight this dumpster fire of an immigration policy for my constituents.
-I’m fighting the good fight but those mother fucking liberals, they just keep throwing fuel on the fire but don't worry because I’m gonna get it done
-Oh and don’t bother calling 911, they are so busy, besides theres no need for professional fire-fighters with trucks and fire hoses and cool looking hats that specialize in dealing with this kind of problem – I’m gonna get it done with my bullshit twenty-dollar UL Rated 10-B/C Kiddie Multipurpose Home Fire Extinguisher from Walmart !!!
The immigration system is not broken my friends – it is working exactly the way our selected representatives in Permanent DC want it to work. It is being administered to provide a desired response – just not the response that folks like us are hoping for.
I invite you all to come along with me on a brief journey into the metaphoric ravings of a deeply troubled and emotionally tortured mind:
Not long ago I had to have my septic tank pumped. It didn't cost me an arm and a leg, but it certainly cost more than a plunger. It had to be pumped out.
It was full of shit. My septic tank was literally full of shit.
...and that is ok. It's a septic tank if it isn't "full" of shit, it is certainly filling up with shit.
At any time, you can dig up the lid and pull the cover and you will see that there is nothing in that tank but a horrific mass of fetid shit. The problem is, every few years it gets so irreversibly full of shit, that something has to be done about it.
Here’s the thing, it’s not like we went on a wild and crazy binge with everybody at the Casa Del Box eating seven layer Taco Bell burrito’s just so we could break the toilets and flood the fuck septic tank.
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That’s crazy.
Just living your normal life everyday will eventually cause the septic tank to fill up with shit - its almost like the mother fucking US election cycle. These cock suckers are ALWAYS lying to us about something. The immigration system is always being administered by a bunch of fucking degenerates.
…but when that fucking election season kicks into high gear, the shit starts to back up.
Then, you call the plumber and he shows up with his fucking truck – and the candidates start to drop out when they realize that the same shit they say day in and day out is just that:
It’s all just shit.
It's all shit and nobody is fooled by it.
Besdes, pumping the septic tank doesn’t really make the shit go away. It just relocates the shit to a different place.
The septic tank still works – it always worked – just like it is supposed to – the essence of a septic tank is to remain perpetually full of shit…
…just like the immigration system
So in summation - the immigration system isn't broken, it is a living breathing stage prop administered by politicians to serve as a reliable everlasting campaign platform.
Those who administer the systemake sure that the mechanism is always full of shit.
It will ALWAYS be full of shit.
"That's the news...good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow."