"Texas Governor's Call to Monitor Army Exercises Draws Criticism"

[policemedic]

Figures that the Canucks would be behind it... syrup-chugging, Samsquanch-unleashing hosers.

 

[RackMaster]

Things are a bit quiet...

 

[AWP]

I've been out of the loop for a bit. Did Texas fall to the Mughals or House Baratheon or the Tokugawa shogunate or whoever's invaded?

 

[The Accountant]

I've been out of the loop for a bit. Did Texas fall to the Mughals or House Baratheon or the Tokugawa shogunate or whoever's invaded?

It may have fell to the reptilian humanoids already. No way to know for sure since they take human form.

 

[Totentanz]

I, for one, welcome our new Helmenian overlords...

 

[Raptor]

It may have fell to the reptilian humanoids already. No way to know for sure since they take human form.

I can confirm...

 

[x SF med]

I was told Texas was lost to Venusian Lobsters... but then A major seafood chain found out just in time for Lobsterfest....

 

[AWP]

We're on Week Whatever of the Super Awesome Texas Insurrection Funtime and MS felt left out or whatever.

2 Men Open Fire On Soldiers At Jade Helm Training Site In Mississippi

UPDATED: Two men open fire on soldiers at ‘Jade Helm 15′ training site

The shots were fired at a group of soldiers who were training, according to WDAM. The station reported that authorities were searching for two white men, suspected of having fired from a two-door Ford Ranger pickup truck with the phrase “broken arrow” written on the top. The men then drove away.

They probably drove away when they realized they were in MS.

 

[Salt USMC]

Obviously just two patriots defending the great state of Misso--Mississippi against Obama's brownshirts!

 

[AWP]

Obviously just two patriots defending the great state of Missourah' against Obama's brownshirts!

Choke yourself, Marine.

MS - Mississippi
MO - Missouri

https://about.usps.com/who-we-are/postal-history/state-abbreviations.pdf

 

[Salt USMC]

I'll haze myself later

 

[DA SWO]

I'll haze myself later

Use tissue to clean yourself up afterwards...

 

[AWP]

Did Xerxes overrun TX?

 

[The Accountant]

I googled "300 meme" looking for something different... but this showed up.

 

[AWP]

A month later, did TX fall to a Sepoy Mutiny or the Zapatistas or the Bonnie Prince Charlie or whoever? No?

(Image via SoldierSystems.net)

 

[Rapid]

A month later, did TX fall to a Sepoy Mutiny or the Zapatistas or the Bonnie Prince Charlie or whoever? No?

(Image via SoldierSystems.net)

The delusions run deeper than that, so they're not going to admit anything at this stage. The idea is that the intent of JH was to probe Texan people's defences and vigilance, in anticipation of the REAL invasion.

In their minds, they will always be right, because there's no way of proving that they won't be back for real...