Bro...
Donald Trump is serving a second term as the President of the United States of America
...after being impeached TWICE his first time around
Numerous celebrities, "news contributors" and random political pundit talk show personalities have ascended to cabinet level positions in our government
The Secretary of War gathered his flag officers together and then televised it as he told them he is tired of seeing fat generals wandering the halls of the Pentagon.
There is a US Senator that was coming to work in a hoodie and shower shoes
The former CEO of the WWF is the Secretary of Education
Democrats are actively lobbying for the rights of invaders, drug runners, violent criminals while simultataneously suggesting that minorites are too fucking stupid to figiure out how to get an ID card so they can vote...
...because ID cards are racist
We hired an autistic billionaire to audit the government and then ran him off when he uncovered fraud
We ran a multimillion dollar intercontinental assault to arrest an national leader and his wife
The US Navy is sinking speedboats
UFOs are real
Now tell me...
...HONESTLY
...is there any other timeline in human history that you'd rather be in right now?
The only thing about the current timeline that pisses me off is that Joe Biden has a 1967 Corvette and I don't.
