Media cycle of today.
History Channel: "Only 3 presidents in the history of the USA have not had pets while in office, James Polk, Andrew Johnson, and Donald Trump."
Snopes: "Fact Check: False!"
Normal ordinary people: *Confused*
Snopes Reasoning: "Trump made the Democratic Party his BITCH!!!"
Trump: "The fake news media claims, FAKELY, that I own a dog. I don't, but if I did it would be a YUGGGGE Dog, the best and most well trained dog. A White dog, like the color of goodness, unlike those illegals trying to come into our country."
Normal ordinary people: "How did this become about the border?"
Snopes: "Fact Check: False!" *Finds image or one Argentinian crossing the border who is like 97% German*
Random Activist Judge: "You cannot deport him, he is clearly seeking Asylum as the man speaks fluent Spanish, which sounds similar to Portuguese, and that leads me to believe he cheers for Brazil, which could get him killed in Argentina."
God: *Anger at promising not to flood the earth again intensifies*