The Trump Presidency 2.0

A day in the life of President Donald J. Trump...

0530: wake up, do wake up stuff
0600: troll the media on "Truth Social"
0630: breakfast - bacon, eggs, and Diet Coke
0700/0900: troll everyone else on "X"
0900/1100: "Executive Time" (which is just a nuanced way of saying, troll people on social media)
1100/1200: cabinet briefings
1200/1300: lunch - Meatloaf Sandwich, Diet Coke
1300/1400: gather the press pool for their daily berating
1400/1500: social media trolling
1500/1800: Policy Meetings/Executive Orders
1800/1900: supper - well done New York Strip steak, Ketchup, Diet Coke, Oreo Cookies.
1900/2200: attend social event at the "The Donald J. Trump & The JFK Memorial Center for the Performing Arts"
2200/0130: "Executive Time"
0131/0529: go to sleep and dream about trolling people on social media
 
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A day in the life of President Donald J. Trump...

0530: wake up, do wake up stuff
0600: troll the media on "Truth Social"
0630: breakfast - bacon, eggs, and Diet Coke
0700/0900: troll everyone else on "X"
0900/1100: "Executive Time" (which is just a nuanced way of saying, troll people on social media)
1100/1200: cabinet briefings
1200/1300: lunch - Meatloaf Sandwich, Diet Coke
1300/1400: gather the press pool for their daily berating
1400/1500: social media trolling
1500/1800: Policy Meetings/Executive Orders
1800/1900: supper - well done New York Strip steak, Ketchup, Diet Coke, Oreo Cookies.
1900/2200: attend social event at the "The Donald J. Trump & The JFK Memorial Center for the Performing Arts"
2200/0130: "Executive Time"
0131/0529: go to sleep and dream about trolling people on social media
I didn't see two scoops of ice-cream?

https://www.cnn.com/2017/05/11/politics/trump-time-magazine-ice-cream
 
A day in the life of President Donald J. Trump...

0530: wake up, do wake up stuff
0600: troll the media on "Truth Social"
0630: breakfast - bacon, eggs, and Diet Coke
0700/0900: troll everyone else on "X"
0900/1100: "Executive Time" (which is just a nuanced way of saying, troll people on social media)
1100/1200: cabinet briefings
1200/1300: lunch - Meatloaf Sandwich, Diet Coke
1300/1400: gather the press pool for their daily berating
1400/1500: social media trolling
1500/1800: Policy Meetings/Executive Orders
1800/1900: supper - well done New York Strip steak, Ketchup, Diet Coke, Oreo Cookies.
1900/2200: attend social event at the "The Donald J. Trump & The JFK Memorial Center for the Performing Arts"
2200/0130: "Executive Time"
0131/0529: go to sleep and dream about trolling people on social media

No McDonald's?
 
It speaks to how deranged and tribal Americans are when it comes to presidents if they are complaining about what the president eats or Obama smoking. C'mon, America, we're going to virtue signal over this kind of stuff? The stress of that job will take more years off their lives than cheeseburgers and cigarettes.
 
Meatloaf is awesome.
Leftover meatloaf sandwiches, even awesomer.
...I'm a little creeped out by the whole "ketchup on a well done strip steak" but, to each his own.

How anyone could virtue signal on the topic of meatloaf is crazy.
Even those dirty hippy vegans go out of their way to try and find a suitable "plant based" replacement for ground beef...
...so they can use it to make meatloaf !!!

Meatloaf - it may be the only thing left in this world that can unite Americans from all walks of life - if only we could take a deep breath and play nice long enough to enjoy a plate full of that delicious culinary masterpiece !!!


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It speaks to how deranged and tribal Americans are when it comes to presidents if they are complaining about what the president eats or Obama smoking. C'mon, America, we're going to virtue signal over this kind of stuff? The stress of that job will take more years off their lives than cheeseburgers and cigarettes.

Preach homie!
 
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