The U.S.S. Illinois

[Etype]

You know, this is so true. I cant. I have never in my life been the one to open the new mayo. Maybe they will have those squirty bottle kind of mayo.

Those are good, that's what we use- for ketchup, mustard, relish, everything. They're good for the kids, so the miniature sailorettes should be able to use them, too.

 

[QC]

There are certain troopies who deploy from subs...would they
A) Jump at the chance & pack condom and lube
B) Say "fuck that where's the C-130?"