"The Weekend" - Box's Global Recap

[Box]

Well,
The world has survived another weeks worth of Donald Trumps assault on life, liberty, and the poor-suit of happiness. I am again, disappointed that we haven't been able to successfully start "World War III" amid an unprovoked nuclear holocaust against an innocent country that poses no threat whatsoever to the USA and our national interests around the globe.

Another week of disappointment that he hasn't successfully taken ALL civil and human right away from ALL of the minority, special interest, and underrepresented groups that are suffering in silence from the systemic oppression that runs UNCHECKED when republicans are in office - that instantly dissipates into happy loving all inclusive freedom the minute a leftist democrat takes office.

Another week of tolerating sophomoric social media posts and subsequently pretending to be outraged on the outside - while silently laughing my ass off on the inside.

Another week of watching the world spin like a roulette wheel in a Casino being run by a room full of toddlers with ADHD.

Another week of watching "the experts" on TV do their usual grift of treating the economy like a heart monitor in a soap opera while fear mongering Americans with this weeks episode of "Guess That Recession" while a legion of Hollywood celebrities hop on social media and remind us all how to think, feel, and recycle (because nothing says “save the planet” like a private jet and 12-car motorcade to get them to the next climate conference.)

Another week of watching politicians play their version of Olympic level finger pointing during the blame game of "it was OK when "our leaders" did that shit, but when "your" leaders do that shit, it's literally HitlerNaziAuthoritarianism."

Another week of world leaders (ever the masters of responsibility and accountability) virtue signaling over their plans for SOLVING all of the problems that THEY created and how happy they are to announce another summit to discuss all of the summits that they need to attend.

Another week of listening to Tech CEO's tell us about the newest 'AI' bot that is going to change everything while simultaneously telling us that it totally isn't going to make all of our jobs obsolete.
...and that some of our kitchen appliances may accidentally become sentient as a result.

FUCK



The only way I will be able to face NEXT week is to push the "Reset" button - and not the one that Bill Gates and the rest of the billionaire global PDF-files are trying to push...
...I'm taking my new Ruger Vaquero Pistols (chambered in the only true cowboy caliber of .44-40) to participate in a local Cowboy Action Shooting match.

While my brass tumbles, I'll be starting some fires of my own.
If the world is going to burn - I may as well embrace it.
I'll be smoking some chicken and sausages over a wood fired grill (don't worry, I'm only going to burn ORGANIC wood because I like green-friendly barbeque). Then, I'm going to sit by the fire pit and sip on some good bourbon while staring at CaveMan TV - (I will be "Live-Streaming" a combination of Maple, Oak, and Pine deadfall.)

So, congratulations on surviving another five days worth of social apocalypse...
...better luck next week.

 

[AWP]

PUT ME ON THE REGISTRY BECAUSE I'M GONNA' FUCK UP THAT WEEK WHILE IT'S YOUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...better luck next week.

 

[Muppet]

Well,
The world has survived another weeks worth of Donald Trumps assault on life, liberty, and the poor-suit of happiness. I am again, disappointed that we haven't been able to successfully start "World War III" amid an unprovoked nuclear holocaust against an innocent country that poses no threat whatsoever to the USA and our national interests around the globe.

Another week of disappointment that he hasn't successfully taken ALL civil and human right away from ALL of the minority, special interest, and underrepresented groups that are suffering in silence from the systemic oppression that runs UNCHECKED when republicans are in office - that instantly dissipates into happy loving all inclusive freedom the minute a leftist democrat takes office.

Another week of tolerating sophomoric social media posts and subsequently pretending to be outraged on the outside - while silently laughing my ass off on the inside.

Another week of watching the world spin like a roulette wheel in a Casino being run by a room full of toddlers with ADHD.

Another week of watching "the experts" on TV do their usual grift of treating the economy like a heart monitor in a soap opera while fear mongering Americans with this weeks episode of "Guess That Recession" while a legion of Hollywood celebrities hop on social media and remind us all how to think, feel, and recycle (because nothing says “save the planet” like a private jet and 12-car motorcade to get them to the next climate conference.)

Another week of watching politicians play their version of Olympic level finger pointing during the blame game of "it was OK when "our leaders" did that shit, but when "your" leaders do that shit, it's literally HitlerNaziAuthoritarianism."

Another week of world leaders (ever the masters of responsibility and accountability) virtue signaling over their plans for SOLVING all of the problems that THEY created and how happy they are to announce another summit to discuss all of the summits that they need to attend.

Another week of listening to Tech CEO's tell us about the newest 'AI' bot that is going to change everything while simultaneously telling us that it totally isn't going to make all of our jobs obsolete.
...and that some of our kitchen appliances may accidentally become sentient as a result.

FUCK



The only way I will be able to face NEXT week is to push the "Reset" button - and not the one that Bill Gates and the rest of the billionaire global PDF-files are trying to push...
...I'm taking my new Ruger Vaquero Pistols (chambered in the only true cowboy caliber of .44-40) to participate in a local Cowboy Action Shooting match.

While my brass tumbles, I'll be starting some fires of my own.
If the world is going to burn - I may as well embrace it.
I'll be smoking some chicken and sausages over a wood fired grill (don't worry, I'm only going to burn ORGANIC wood because I like green-friendly barbeque). Then, I'm going to sit by the fire pit and sip on some good bourbon while staring at CaveMan TV - (I will be "Live-Streaming" a combination of Maple, Oak, and Pine deadfall.)

So, congratulations on surviving another five days worth of social apocalypse...
...better luck next week.

 

[Box]

So - I went out of town to visit family and to watch one of my kids graduate from the police academy...
...and as soon as I'm away from my computer things go hog fucking wild.

So, you though the roaring 20's couldn't get any more surreal ???

Ha ha mother fuckers, this past weekend read your mind and responded with "Hold My Beer Bitches"
...or if we are being more culturally inclusive, the weekend may have said something like “Hello gender nonspecific comrade, could I bother you to hold my artisanal, ethically-sourced, fair trade, sugarless, low fat, gluten free, vegan kombucha ??”

How about that White House Correspondents’ Dinner !!!
Was that not the shit?
I ask you - does anything say "fearlessly exploiting the first amendment" quite like ducking under a table while someone live-tweets the chaos. Hell, one guy even sat there without a care in the world and ate his salad like he just didn't have any fucks left to give.
Holy Shit Batman...
...what in the actual fuck is going on in America?

Did former President Obama actually have the chutzpa to post "while we aren't sure of the motive yet...."
...is that asshole serious?
...are his balls really THAT big to just pretend that this is an unsolvable puzzle?

Fuck you Barry.
Fuck you and all of your hypocritical violent political cronies.

What is usually a "safe space" for politicians and journalists to roast each other and while feigning some degree of civility is dead.
Lets stop pretending.
But don’t worry, the legion of usual celebrity suspects immediately took to social media to remind us that thoughts, prayers, and hashtags are the real solution...
...except for the ones that decided to applaud this type of bullshit.
...or pretend that they don't understand "who or what" is causing it.

Bravo, Hollywood. Bravo.
...and Bravo to polyticks.
...our poly-tishuns' are really knocking the opportunism fastball out of the park.

Meanwhile, the global economy continued its interpretive dance, with Wall Street analysts now using tarot cards and chicken bones to predict the next crash. Tech billionaires announced a new AI that promises to “fix democracy,” which is exactly what you want to hear from people who think empathy is a software bug because nothing says “solidarity” like a caviar-fueled lecture on carbon footprints.

Oh, just in case some of you missed it; the latest celebrity cause is “awareness for awareness” so instead of getting all lathered up over political violence, just slow down...
-relax
-turn around
-look at what's looking
-recognize the space
-notice the awareness itself
-don't focus on the object in your space (even though I just told you to recognize your space)

The only thing more inflated inflated than the current crop of public figure egos is their sense of self-importance.
Thank god they are all here to remind of of what is important...
...to them

Well, don't forget to recycle folks - or at least, don't forget to recycle this weeks feigned batch of crises. Certainly don't forget to recycle this weekends latest batch of existential dread because you're going to need it in the coming week.

The world’s on fire.
The news is a circus.
The only thing more dangerous than the headlines are the people writing them.

I hope you all had a good weekend.



FUCK !!

 

[Muppet]

So - I went out of town to visit family and to watch one of my kids graduate from the police academy...
...and as soon as I'm away from my computer things go hog fucking wild.

So, you though the roaring 20's couldn't get any more surreal ???

Ha ha mother fuckers, this past weekend read your mind and responded with "Hold My Beer Bitches"
...or if we are being more culturally inclusive, the weekend may have said something like “Hello gender nonspecific comrade, could I bother you to hold my artisanal, ethically-sourced, fair trade, sugarless, low fat, gluten free, vegan kombucha ??”

How about that White House Correspondents’ Dinner !!!
Was that not the shit?
I ask you - does anything say "fearlessly exploiting the first amendment" quite like ducking under a table while someone live-tweets the chaos. Hell, one guy even sat there without a care in the world and ate his salad like he just didn't have any fucks left to give.
Holy Shit Batman...
...what in the actual fuck is going on in America?

Did former President Obama actually have the chutzpa to post "while we aren't sure of the motive yet...."
...is that asshole serious?
...are his balls really THAT big to just pretend that this is an unsolvable puzzle?

Fuck you Barry.
Fuck you and all of your hypocritical violent political cronies.

What is usually a "safe space" for politicians and journalists to roast each other and while feigning some degree of civility is dead.
Lets stop pretending.
But don’t worry, the legion of usual celebrity suspects immediately took to social media to remind us that thoughts, prayers, and hashtags are the real solution...
...except for the ones that decided to applaud this type of bullshit.
...or pretend that they don't understand "who or what" is causing it.

Bravo, Hollywood. Bravo.
...and Bravo to polyticks.
...our poly-tishuns' are really knocking the opportunism fastball out of the park.

Meanwhile, the global economy continued its interpretive dance, with Wall Street analysts now using tarot cards and chicken bones to predict the next crash. Tech billionaires announced a new AI that promises to “fix democracy,” which is exactly what you want to hear from people who think empathy is a software bug because nothing says “solidarity” like a caviar-fueled lecture on carbon footprints.

Oh, just in case some of you missed it; the latest celebrity cause is “awareness for awareness” so instead of getting all lathered up over political violence, just slow down...
-relax
-turn around
-look at what's looking
-recognize the space
-notice the awareness itself
-don't focus on the object in your space (even though I just told you to recognize your space)

The only thing more inflated inflated than the current crop of public figure egos is their sense of self-importance.
Thank god they are all here to remind of of what is important...
...to them

Well, don't forget to recycle folks - or at least, don't forget to recycle this weeks feigned batch of crises. Certainly don't forget to recycle this weekends latest batch of existential dread because you're going to need it in the coming week.

The world’s on fire.
The news is a circus.
The only thing more dangerous than the headlines are the people writing them.

I hope you all had a good weekend.



FUCK !!

 

[AWP]

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