Trump Assassination Attempt

[Marauder06]

Apparently, at a campaign rally last night someone tried to take a LEO's gun and use it to kill Donald Trump. The alleged perpetrator, a UK national who was living illegally in the US after overstaying his visa, even came to Vegas a day early to get trained on how to use a gun.

Yes, this is a serious news story.

 

[Salt USMC]

To add some extra irony and WTF-ness to this story, The Mirror is reporting that the officer who apprehended the guy was name Ameel Fateen Jacob
British man, 20, in court after 'grabbing policeman's gun to assassinate Trump'

Not that it particularly matters, but I thought it was funny that a guy with a vaguely Middle Eastern sounding name (who may or may not be Muslim) stopped an assassination attempt against Donald Trump. A pretty lousy assassination attempt, all things considered, but an attempt nonetheless.

 

[DA SWO]

A white illegal, who da thunk it

 

[AWP]

Can we just invade England and get this shit over with? I call dibs on Helen Mirren.

 

[Ex3]

Can we just invade England and get this shit over with? I call dibs on Helen Mirren.

She's taken and he wouldn't give her up without a fight.

 

[mb]

You can't make this shit up...

 

[Etype]

Can we just invade England and get this shit over with? I call dibs on Helen Mirren.

Dibs on Emma Watson.

 

[Queeg]

Trust Safariland© Holsters.

 

[Devildoc]

I got Helen George....

 

[AWP]

She's taken and he wouldn't give her up without a fight.

She'll be taken alright, taken to my house about 10 seconds after I open her front door.

 

[Red Flag 1]

Trust Safariland© Holsters.

Concur. They have been perfect for my Glock. Now, back to the news.

 

[Totentanz]

I'll kill Robb Stark a second time and affirm my dibs on Clara Oswald.

Back on topic - how exactly did he see this ending?

 

[racing_kitty]

Back on topic - how exactly did he see this ending?

He figured he would die in the process, after he killed Trump. He apparently underestimated American policemen. His scrawny ass might could take a bobby, or some female, but he was way out of his league going up against an average male LEO.

That said, he exhibits all of the critical thinking skills I've come to expect from his ilk.

 

[Dienekes]

Y'all have all of those B-listers you want. I'm going straight for Buckingham. Hello, Kate Middleton.

 

[Deleted member 2517]

Can we just invade England and get this shit over with? I call dibs on Helen Mirren.

Emilia Clark. Already calling her.

 

[Brill]

She'll be taken alright, taken to my house about 10 seconds after I open her front door.

You know they sell cream/spray to extend the time frame?

 

[AWP]

You know they sell cream/spray to extend the time frame?

I think if I were a little smarter comments like these and the "purple tip" thread would go together like peanut butter and jelly. Regardless, I'm hungover and you should really stop stalking me on ChristianMingle.com.

 

[Kraut783]

Really...no one claimed Kate Beckinsale?? DIBS!!

 

[Ooh-Rah]

Daniel Craig for me!

 

[metalmom]

Can we just invade England and get this shit over with? I call dibs on Helen Mirren.

Umm Noooo. I am a Brit-1st gen Canuck and Helen Mirren. lol I could come up with literally dozens of names for hot Brit chicks.