Decorated Navy SEAL moonlighting as a porn star

Diamondback 2/2 said:
Being that he fucked other porn stars, I wonder where the mention of adultery being illegal in the UCMJ is. Or do they not blue falcon that way in the SEAL community?:rolleyes:

What the fuck NSW?O_o
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Well if anything I saw from my last unit with my wingman's wife...I haven't seen anyone care about the adultery part when it's out in the open ever. I'm sure folks do, I just haven't seen it.

Also, poked around twitter and she's totally retweeting every article that pops up around this. Which probably gets her husband even more screwed?
 
Marauder06 said:
You know the answer to that. UCMJ is pretty clear.
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I actually didn't. I wasn't ever married in the service, and don't read UCMJ like it is Vince Flynn or Tom Clancy.

Looking at it though, it says wrongfully had sexual I tercourse with another person. Wouldn't consent from a partner allow for that? Particularly if written into a contract?
 
My wife sends me upstairs to take a dump and this guy's is hooking him up with porn stars?

Yeah...poor bastard. The Navy's being so mean to him. :rolleyes:
 
I think there are some gaping holes in our logic. There are many positions one can take with this story, so it is hard to envision a good plot with an appropriate climax. SEALS are Type A personalities known for coming in the back door of a target and unleashing an orgasm of violence before pulling out for an extraction. While they can run solo they are more effective as a gang, banging their way through target after target. Young or old, they'll pound anyone in need, shooting the face of anyone who stands in their way. Therefore, it isn't surprising this happened, but the story could swing both ways so we shouldn't rush to judgment. I just hope this story's end isn't exxxplosive.
 
AWP said:
I think there are some gaping holes in our logic. There are many positions one can take with this story, so it is hard to envision a good plot with an appropriate climax. SEALS are Type A personalities known for coming in the back door of a target and unleashing an orgasm of violence before pulling out for an extraction. While they can run solo they are more effective as a gang, banging their way through target after target. Young or old, they'll pound anyone in need, shooting the face of anyone who stands in their way. Therefore, it isn't surprising this happened, but the story could swing both ways so we shouldn't rush to judgment. I just hope this story's end isn't exxxplosive.
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Well done.

I tried to reply with something witty, butt cannot penetrate anything that resembles the anals of humor. I tried lubricating my mind with alcohol, but that only contributed to my flaccid thought process. As I sit here running a train of bourbon through my system, it becomes obvious that I should not dick around with something I am not sufficiently prepared to handle in one load.
 
Jesus christ, NSW. Can you guys chill for like, a minute? Where does it even go next?
 
CDG said:
Jesus christ, NSW. Can you guys chill for like, a minute? Where does it even go next?
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"Breaking: SEAL exits service, has no plans to write book." That's news worthy at this point.

AWP said:
I think there are some gaping holes in our logic. There are many positions one can take with this story, so it is hard to envision a good plot with an appropriate climax. SEALS are Type A personalities known for coming in the back door of a target and unleashing an orgasm of violence before pulling out for an extraction. While they can run solo they are more effective as a gang, banging their way through target after target. Young or old, they'll pound anyone in need, shooting the face of anyone who stands in their way. Therefore, it isn't surprising this happened, but the story could swing both ways so we shouldn't rush to judgment. I just hope this story's end isn't exxxplosive.
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AWP said:
I think there are some gaping holes in our logic. There are many positions one can take with this story, so it is hard to envision a good plot with an appropriate climax. SEALS are Type A personalities known for coming in the back door of a target and unleashing an orgasm of violence before pulling out for an extraction. While they can run solo they are more effective as a gang, banging their way through target after target. Young or old, they'll pound anyone in need, shooting the face of anyone who stands in their way. Therefore, it isn't surprising this happened, but the story could swing both ways so we shouldn't rush to judgment. I just hope this story's end isn't exxxplosive.
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You glorious bastard.
 
Diamondback 2/2 said:
Didn't the Army just crush a General Officer for being a swinger, as in both him and his wife were mutually swinging.
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I think in that case it was the GO and his girlfriend doing all the swinging - his actual wife had been faithful the entire time. I'm not sure it matters at all from a UCMJ perspective - but from being a dickhead human being I think it matters.
 

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