UK and France to Share an Aircraft Carrier?


SOF Support
Sep 8, 2006
I didn't see this one coming. Pretty interesting and frightening when you think about it IF they go through with it.

Personally, I think it will be a Fail Boat.

Britain and France could share their aircraft carrier capability in a dramatic co-operation pact designed to maintain military power while cutting costs, it has been reported.

The Ministry of Defence described the report in The Times as "speculation" ahead of the outcome of the Strategic Defence and Security Review, expected next month.
Nelson just rolled in his grave...

This will be a fuck up.
Two nations with different foreign policies trying to deploy the ship will be a nightmare.

Free got it right, this will be the Fail Boat.
If you are familiar with the Love Boat theme song feel free to sing along:

Fail, exciting and new
Come aboard, we're expecting you
Fail, life's sweetest reward
Let it flow, it floats back to you

Fail Boat soon will be making another run
The Fail Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new romance

And fail won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore
It's Fail
Welcome aboard
Non-combatent training ship would work. Do train ups for deployments, contract crew and each country "rents" it out as needed.
Trying to make defense cuts more palatable to the general public. Never work long term especially if a conflict happens like the Falklands again. The first time one nation send in anothers nation carrier into a conflict will be the end of that arrangement.
They've talked about have a joint military force for the EU, but GB and France? Oh hell no. That boat wont float.... or fight.
They've talked about have a joint military force for the EU, but GB and France? Oh hell no. That boat wont float.... or fight.

The Germans and French have a joint unit, at least they did years ago.

Where are our resident snail munchers?
Why didn't the Croats and the Serbs think of this? :doh:
Serving on that ship during the football season ought to be 'interesting'.
Oh well; as long as they can keep the Brits out of the kitchen and get the French to put down their cigarettes....
Some reason why this is noy a good idea.

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