THE GREATEST RESURRECTION THIS WEEK DIDN'T HAPPEN ON SUNDAY!!!!!! MONDAY IS RISEN, HERE TO WASH YOU OF YOUR SINS, ESPECIALLY IF THOSE SINS INVOLVES WASHING HELEN MIRREN!!!!!!!!! PLEASE DROP THE SOAP!!!!!!! MONDAY'S HARDER THAN A TEENAGER WATCHING HIS FIRST PORNO!!!!!! MONDAY IS SO GODDAMN AMAZING EVEN @Deathy McDeath IS A BELIEVER!!!!!!! HALLELUJAH, THE SINNERS ARE SAVED!!!!!!!
EXCEPT NICKELBACK, PAKISTANIS, AND COWBOYS FANS!!!!!!!! FUCK THOSE GUYS WITH A BED SPRING!!!!!!
SUNDAY'S THAT ABORTION YOUR MOM SHOULD HAVE HAD (INSERT YOUR AGE HERE) YEARS AGO!!!!!!! MONDAY'S THE GUY WHO SHOULD BE YOUR DAD!!!!!! PASS THE BISQUICK!!!!!!! TUESDAY IS USING A BRAIN DUMP TO PASS A TEST BUT MONDAY IS REAL KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!! MONDAY'S COMING AT YOU HARDER THAN TORY LANE WITH A RENT PAYMENT DUE!!!!! YOU CAN STAY IN YOUR BED AND PULL THE COVERS UP LIKE A SCARED LITTLE BITCH OR YOU CAN GROW A PAIR AND CARPE FUCKING MONDAY!!!!!!!! THIS AIN'T NO AXE BODY SPRAY, MONDAY IS THE REAL MUSK OF LIFE!!!!!!! #DEMSEXYPHEROMONES
MONDAY...DROPPING PANTIES LIKE AN EPILEPTIC VICTORIA'S SECRET CASHIER.....MONDAY WILL GET YOU LAID!!!!
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!!!!!
EXCEPT NICKELBACK, PAKISTANIS, AND COWBOYS FANS!!!!!!!! FUCK THOSE GUYS WITH A BED SPRING!!!!!!
SUNDAY'S THAT ABORTION YOUR MOM SHOULD HAVE HAD (INSERT YOUR AGE HERE) YEARS AGO!!!!!!! MONDAY'S THE GUY WHO SHOULD BE YOUR DAD!!!!!! PASS THE BISQUICK!!!!!!! TUESDAY IS USING A BRAIN DUMP TO PASS A TEST BUT MONDAY IS REAL KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!! MONDAY'S COMING AT YOU HARDER THAN TORY LANE WITH A RENT PAYMENT DUE!!!!! YOU CAN STAY IN YOUR BED AND PULL THE COVERS UP LIKE A SCARED LITTLE BITCH OR YOU CAN GROW A PAIR AND CARPE FUCKING MONDAY!!!!!!!! THIS AIN'T NO AXE BODY SPRAY, MONDAY IS THE REAL MUSK OF LIFE!!!!!!! #DEMSEXYPHEROMONES
MONDAY...DROPPING PANTIES LIKE AN EPILEPTIC VICTORIA'S SECRET CASHIER.....MONDAY WILL GET YOU LAID!!!!
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!!!!!
