What "non-standard" Items Do You Bring With You When You Deploy?

So, When I was is Saudi Arabia as part of a security force after the Khobar Towers bombing, we were stationed on a Saudi airbase. Part of our job was to man the E.C.P.'s and guard towers. Part of my job as a medic was to ensure the guys on the line were hydrating (typical grunt medic work). So one day, I decide to go up into one of these guard towers and what did I find. 2 grunts were there / one on the M-60 and the other in the corner with a fleshlight. BUT, this was not an ordinary one. Back in the day as I am sure they have now, we had combat lifesavers and part of their job was to carry extra I.V. fluid for the platoon medic. Joe decided to take to 500cc. saline I.V. bags , tape them together @ both ends / leaving the middle open, rubbed sun tan lotion on it and leave it in the sun for a day. After the day was through, he used it like a porn star. His reaction to me was: "Hey doc, whats up"?

F.M.
 
Firemedic said:
So, When I was is Saudi Arabia as part of a security force after the Khobar Towers bombing, we were stationed on a Saudi airbase. Part of our job was to man the E.C.P.'s and guard towers. Part of my job as a medic was to ensure the guys on the line were hydrating (typical grunt medic work). So one day, I decide to go up into one of these guard towers and what did I find. 2 grunts were there / one on the M-60 and the other in the corner with a fleshlight. BUT, this was not an ordinary one. Back in the day as I am sure they have now, we had combat lifesavers and part of their job was to carry extra I.V. fluid for the platoon medic. Joe decided to take to 500cc. saline I.V. bags , tape them together @ both ends / leaving the middle open, rubbed sun tan lotion on it and leave it in the sun for a day. After the day was through, he used it like a porn star. His reaction to me was: "Hey doc, whats up"?

F.M.
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Now the question I have was his newly created vixen named "Salina"?:p
 
AMRUSMCR said:
Pictures, or it never happened.
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I see how it is....my word means nothing.....

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