WHAT'S THE LARGEST MAN-MADE EXPLOSION OF ALL TIME?!?!?!?!!? MONDAY!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS WEEK CAN GO FUCK ITSELF WITH THROBBING MONDAY GOODNESS!!!!!!!! THIS ISN'T A LEX STEELE VIDEO, THIS IS REALITY AND IT IS PUSHING IN YOUR SHIT!!!!!!!!!! I HOPPED OUT OF BED THIS MORNING LIKE A JACK RUSSELL FUCKING TERRIER!!!! BOING, BOING, BOING, BLOOSH!!!!!!!!! MONDAY IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!! THAT DRIPPING GOODNESS CLOGGING YOUR EYE IS LIQUID AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS MONDAY, THE HIGH POINT OF YOUR WEEK!!!!!! MONDAY'S A SERIAL KILLER PREYING UPON THE OTHER 6 DAYS!!!!!! MONDAY'S ONLY ENEMY IS THE CLOCK ITSELF BECAUSE TIME WAITS FOR NO MAN OR IDEA!!!!!! I LOST MY MARCH MADNESS POOL BECAUSE I PICKED MONDAY TO WIN ALL OF THE GAMES!!!!!!! MONDAY'S A BRACKET OF ONE AND YOU CAN FEEL ITS STRENGTH!!!!!!
MONDAY IS YOUR REDEEMER. IT IS BY ITS HAND YOU WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES OF THIS WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS MONDAY, THE HIGH POINT OF YOUR WEEK!!!!!! MONDAY'S A SERIAL KILLER PREYING UPON THE OTHER 6 DAYS!!!!!! MONDAY'S ONLY ENEMY IS THE CLOCK ITSELF BECAUSE TIME WAITS FOR NO MAN OR IDEA!!!!!! I LOST MY MARCH MADNESS POOL BECAUSE I PICKED MONDAY TO WIN ALL OF THE GAMES!!!!!!! MONDAY'S A BRACKET OF ONE AND YOU CAN FEEL ITS STRENGTH!!!!!!
MONDAY IS YOUR REDEEMER. IT IS BY ITS HAND YOU WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES OF THIS WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
