The Quartermaster
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- May 3, 2020
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Scarlett is an absolute smoke show.
Scarlett is an absolute smoke show.
The jokes kind or write themselves, don't they.1st time Kamala gets a promotion because a guy pulled out.
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The Scarlett Johansson meme was giving good vibes, but that definitely ruined it
When you see a cute college gal prancing around in ears and a tail.
The more I think about this, the more it makes sense. She probably has multiple personalities and they're just cooperative. 20+ years ago, you had to wait to get past 3rd base for 'others' to show up. At least now, you get a "You must be this tall" sign before you hop on the ride of your life. It's one hole but multiple crazies trying to suck your soul through your tiny dick. You'll never shoot across the room again.When you see a cute college gal prancing around in ears and a tail.
When you chat her up and she refers to herself as "they".
I was about to type out something clever, then remembering having read the room, I'mma bow out gracefully.