The Quartermaster
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THAT should get 137 eggplant emoji' loves...
COME ON FOLKS - LOVE THAT FUCKING POST - LOVE IT NOW - ALL OF YOU
So - let me break this down for the uninitiated - Ralphie was drinking GALLONS of Ovaltine to finally get his Ovaltine Secret Decoder Pin in the mail...
...and after all that Ovaltine and all that waiting, what was the secret message?
"Be sure to drink your mother fucking Ovaltine"
Do you hucksters know what's going to happen when me and 757 take our new "Kamal Harris Secret Decoder Pin" - and lock ourselves in the shitter to figure out her secret message ?
I'll tell you.
I already know what that message is going to say - because I've seen it before - the LAST time the puppet masters sent it out...
"Rip off the band-aid and eat your mother fucking peas."
Elections have consequences people - elections have consequences.
You're going to need the AK armorer's tool kit for that.