Not Work Safe .

[Muppet]

Why are guys great cooks?






Cause with 2 eggs and a sausage, we can fill a belly for 9 months.

 

[Muppet]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1303410713963279

Maria sent me this

 

[Muppet]

Um....

 

[Muppet]

Da fuck is this!?

 

[Ooh-Rah]

Da fuck is this!?

Been a minute since I’ve had douche chills.

 

[757]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1847625551143465383

 

[Ooh-Rah]

@Muppet

 

[AWP]

Been a minute since I’ve had douche chills.

 

[Muppet]

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@Muppet

Ain't that the fucking truth!

 

[Muppet]

Jesus Christ. Awful.

 

[Devildoc]

Jesus Christ. Awful.

Damn. That's a helluva recovery.

 

[Muppet]

Damn. That's a helluva recovery.

It really was.

 

[Gunz]

Da fuck is this!?

I think ya'll jaded bastards need to shut up and thank this hero for his service.

 

[Muppet]

I think ya'll jaded bastards need to shut up and thank this hero for his service.

Thank you for your cervix!!!

 

[Muppet]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=504254559145835

 

[757]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1848098934071214242

 

[Box]

So wait - somebody seriously needed to fact check that Donald Trump does not in fact work at a MacDonalds in suburban Pennsylvania?

Well - fuck me running backwards - I guess that explains why he wasn't wearing a hair net while he was fiddle fucking around at the fry stations...

 

[757]

 

[Gunz]

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^^^^^

 

[Box]

This difference here is that Officer Gangbang started giving BJs AFTER she got the job....