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Social media says Female MSgt Recruiter was trying to adjust the seat for a better view and grabbed the wrong handle.

No injuries is bullshit, she may not know it, but her back is fucked up and she probably has whiplash injuries (and that landing was pure shit (unless you are in the 82nd, then awesome landing sarge)).
 

Social media says Female MSgt Recruiter was trying to adjust the seat for a better view and grabbed the wrong handle.

No injuries is bullshit, she may not know it, but her back is fucked up and she probably has whiplash injuries (and that landing was pure shit (unless you are in the 82nd, then awesome landing sarge)).

Feet, ass, head like a fucking box of rocks sucks, as I presume you know brother.
 
Overdoses, ice being shoved into crotches.

I had a neighbor wake me up late at night once because I was a "paramedic"; really I'd just done like 2 volunteer EMT shifts.

The end result was determining her husband did coke with his friends, popped to many percs to come down, and nobody wanted to call 911 because he was in the Army. Had to convince them it was better he get in trouble instead of ODing.

I didn't know the ice cube thing at the time, so I was very confused when I first walked into the house and her husband was pantless, ass up with some chick taking ice cubes out of a glass and shoving them up his ass.
 
I had a neighbor wake me up late at night once because I was a "paramedic"; really I'd just done like 2 volunteer EMT shifts.

The end result was determining her husband did coke with his friends, popped to many percs to come down, and nobody wanted to call 911 because he was in the Army. Had to convince them it was better he get in trouble instead of ODing.

I didn't know the ice cube thing at the time, so I was very confused when I first walked into the house and her husband was pantless, ass up with some chick taking ice cubes out of a glass and shoving them up his ass.

Sounds about familiar....
 
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