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Just my two unsolicited cents, but therein lies the problem - we keep writing this shit off as a gaffe.
I'm using a Kaiser Soze theme this morning...
Verbal Kint once said, "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he doesn't exist"
Well, life imitates art and the greatest trick that the left ever pulled was convincing Americans that Joe Biden is just a harmless old man that likes ice cream...
THIS.IS.NOT.A.GAFFE.
It is Lesko Brandon's default setting. Freudian slips, misunderstandings, mispronunciations, even out of role comments - all of these are gaffes. A pedophile sniffing a baby is not a gaffe - it is terrifyingly creepy behavior - but not a gaffe. It's just a predator sniffing a snack. A fucking predator is ANY organism that exists by preying on other organisms - sort of like a powerful person that abuses their power for their own entertainment and pleasure. A predator is also a person or group that plunders, pillages, or robs, as in war - sort of like our politicians.
One thing a predator is NOT, is a gaffe machine - and that creepy look on his face when he realized he was "selfie-sniffing" was not that of a man committing a gaffe - it was nothing more than the acknowledgement that, "A man can't change what he is. He can convince anyone that he is someone else, but never himself."
In closing,
Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid him." Well, I believe in God, and the only thing that really scares the shit out of me, is the United States government.
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Yes, Daphne, but Bro...
...there are so many more
Jessica rabbit
Kim Possible
Elastigirl
Wilma Flintstone
Jane Jetson
Poison Ivy
Princess Merida
Jessica Rabbit (again)
Ariel (dont judge - I know she's a Mermaid but damn)
April O'Neil
...and Lois griffin
Oh deer sweet baby Jesus - definitely Lois Griffin - is there an emoji so I can like my own post !!!
Gonna have to stop here - I need a cold shower.
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I'd fist fight three story boards worth of Peter Griffins for a shot at Lois.
And if you break her, she can be redrawn...
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