Not Work Safe .

[Muppet]

@Ooh-Rah
@Gunz

 

[Muppet]

 

[Muppet]

@Ooh-Rah
@Gunz

 

[The Quartermaster]

We've got a pack of Marlboro Ultralights in the freezer. If an asteroid, end us all event or nukes go off our plan is to go outside, light up, and hold hands until we too get burned to cinders.

 

[Gunz]

We've got a pack of Marlboro Ultralights in the freezer. If an asteroid, end us all event or nukes go off our plan is to go outside, light up, and hold hands until we too get burned to cinders.

If the end of the world is nigh...fuck the ultralights. Smoke a Red.

 

[SpongeBob*24]

Cause of death......COVID.

 

[The Quartermaster]

If the end of the world is nigh...fuck the ultralights. Smoke a Red.

It's been so long since we both quit, that reds would have us dying even before the fallout from big kahuna event lol. We at least want to be able to still have some breath to say our last goodbyes.

 

[Gunz]

It's been so long since we both quit, that reds would have us dying even before the fallout from big kahuna event lol. We at least want to be able to still have some breath to say our last goodbyes.

I haven’t smoked since 1996 cept for bumming a few…but if the comet was coming, I’d be burning Camels, black hash, oxys, WD40 and JP-8.

 

[Devildoc]

I haven’t smoked since 1996 cept for bumming a few…but if the comet was coming, I’d be burning Camels, black hash, oxys, WD40 and JP-8.

I think Camels is the cigarette of the Marines. That's what my dad smoked, and 47 years after he died I can still smell them....

 

[The Quartermaster]

I haven’t smoked since 1996 cept for bumming a few…but if the comet was coming, I’d be burning Camels, black hash, oxys, WD40 and JP-8.

How'd you quit? I made us both do it cold turkey, I took the risk because her time of the month were always ten times worse than her addiction cravings and we wanted it out of our systems the fastest way possible and not prolonging the misery.

But speaking of cravings, man it really is true that sometimes they come at you out of like nowhere. Been years since I've had a craving then one day out of the blue I wanted a smoke so baaaaaaad, ate a whole large pizza and paid dearly for that one.

 

[757]

 

[Muppet]

I think Camels is the cigarette of the Marines. That's what my dad smoked, and 47 years after he died I can still smell them....

Mt father has been smoking Marlboro in a box for God damned decades, despite COPD/resp failure

 

[The Quartermaster]

Mt father has been smoking Marlboro in a box for God damned decades, despite COPD/resp failure

Anyone still doing that nasty addiction and still buy's them in the soft packs, has never lived a full life of hard livin' & real adventure and most likely pee's sitting down and has low T.

I said what I said.

 

[Muppet]

Anyone still doing that nasty addiction and still buy's them in the soft packs, has never lived a full life of hard livin' & real adventure and most likely pee's sitting down and has low T.

I said what I said.

Definitely a source of contention between pops and I, especially seeing the patients I see, day in and day out, especially seeing pops on a vest, twice. He's a fucking hard head.

 

[The Quartermaster]

Definitely a source of contention between pops and I, especially seeing the patients I see, day in and day out, especially seeing pops on a vest, twice. He's a fucking hard head.

I never got to have closure with my dad and say goodbye, or leave in good terms. Treasure what time you both still have left, ignore the contention with each other and godspeed brother.

 

[Muppet]

I never got to have closure with my dad and say goodbye, or leave in good terms. Treasure what time you both still have left, ignore the contention with each other and godspeed brother.

Thanks brother. I understand.

 

[AWP]

Ya, I'mma need a nap after processing it as well.

I was born in 1973. The B-52 was in the middle of its projected life cycle.

I'll die before it goes to the boneyard. This isn't surprising and many of you should get in line.

 

[Gunz]

How'd you quit? I made us both do it cold turkey,

Cold Turkey in 1996 when my youngest was born. I was 45. Wanted to be around to see him graduate college, get a good job, and pay his own car insurance.

 

[The Quartermaster]

Cold Turkey in 1996 when my youngest was born. I was 45. Wanted to be around to see him graduate college, get a good job, get a smokin hot girlfriend who hasn’t discovered clothing and disappear from my life because he’s so fucking pussy whipped he’s forgotten his parents. lol.

Goals!

 

[Muppet]

Ya, I'mma need a nap after processing it as well.

Part of my job as a paramedic is FTO. We get kids that were born in early 2000s. I'm 48. Lol.