Not Work Safe .

[Devildoc]

(Saturday night at 3 am after I downed a bottle of Jack): "Doc, Jones just did a swan dive off the third deck into a kiddie pool."

Sigh... "Alright, I'm coming."

 

[Muppet]

Sick fucking world.

Horrible. I'll be the wise ass because in my job, my gallows humor, maybe, banning lighters and fire would have saved at least 1 life.