Not Work Safe .

[Muppet]

Our boss got us all little Xmas gifts. This is fucking sick! We got a pocket light too.

 

[Devildoc]

I don't think my wife would appreciate the humor, not on the day I have imaging and oncology appointment...

 

[Gunz]

Good luck, Doc. Hope you get some encouraging news.

 

[Devildoc]

@Muppet @policemedic

 

[Gunz]

Narcan. It's like jumper cables for junkies.

 

[Muppet]

@Muppet @policemedic

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OMFG. So accurate

 

[BloodStripe]

I love college athletics more than professional teams. Part of that is the rivalries and fun jabs that can be had.

Can’t wait to see the Power T planted at midfield after the game is over.

 

[Muppet]

Funny

 

[Muppet]

 

[Devildoc]

Funny

LOL, that was brilliant.

 

[Box]

...got the clap in Wichita; after banging a one-armed stripper named Destiny

EPIC

 

[Devildoc]

Funny

Another. This guy is so funny.

 

[The Quartermaster]

I like the psyops effect of South African policing.

 

[“The Old Man”]

I like the psyops effect of South African policing.

Real live human centipede

 

[Muppet]

The fuck she yapping about!?

 

[AWP]

That's hilarious.
1) NHTSA’s Crash Test Dummies | NHTSA
They are already in use, so unless this an old clip she is wrong.
2) a. I thought we couldn't define a woman, but we need female representation in crash testing? Which one is it?
b. The gov't as a whole can define a woman, but politicians and judges can't?

 

[DA SWO]

That's hilarious.
1) NHTSA’s Crash Test Dummies | NHTSA
They are already in use, so unless this an old clip she is wrong.
2) a. I thought we couldn't define a woman, but we need female representation in crash testing? Which one is it?
b. The gov't as a whole can define a woman, but politicians and judges can't?

Old clip.

 

[AWP]

 

[The Quartermaster]

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There's a Poland ball meme that I cannot find right now, where some mid east "refugee" balls are thinking of messing with a harmless looking smaller shaped German ball out gardening, as they get closer they get a "Guten tag!" From a now even bigger giant German ball looking down at them with a WW2 Kraut helmet on and looking down at them now quivering in fear, haha.

Should have saved that one.