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Or emus...
Devildoc
Verified Military
The Quartermaster
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Remember that time when people posted links and hoped we went there to get disgusted? Not anymore. Now the disgusting comes straight to us with a copy and pasta.
The Quartermaster
Verified Military
Boy, that that eggplant sure can be a double entendre without even trying.
Topkick
Verified Military
So, turns out football bats are real....
More fucked up than a screen door on a submarine.
More fucked up than 2 gay dudes dry humping....
Topkick
Verified Military
I still use Army jargon and get odd looks from civilians, usually when I say fuckstick or Richard Cranium.
I use it at work and get looks. The only medic that laughs is a retired Navy FMF E7/retired last year (reserves).
My late dad (nam vet) used to call me Richard Cranium. Lol
Topkick
Verified Military
Sometimes the shit just comes out. I think VA should compensate us for having service related tourette syndrome.
The Quartermaster
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I still use them, along with Soup Sandwich, Ricki Retard, asleep at the switch, stuck on blackout drive, dumber than a retard still looking for a bucket of steam or a box of grid squares....etc.
Topkick
Verified Military
Top 5 for sure
Topkick
Verified Military
I use "you look like a Monkey fucking a football" a lot with my guys at work. A lot of them are vets.
