Not Work Safe .

[AWP]

Even though they're a small number, there's still a lot of people mixing up their abilities and ambitions when it comes to kangaroos...

Or emus...

 

[Devildoc]

Or emus...

Jesus, the feet on those things....prehistoric dinosaur claws....

 

[Muppet]

 

[The Quartermaster]

Remember that time when people posted links and hoped we went there to get disgusted? Not anymore. Now the disgusting comes straight to us with a copy and pasta.

 

[Box]

Captain Picard is not amused...

 

[Muppet]

 

[The Quartermaster]

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Boy, that that eggplant sure can be a double entendre without even trying.

 

[Topkick]

So, turns out football bats are real....

 

[Muppet]

So, turns out football bats are real...election?

More fucked up than a screen door on a submarine.

More fucked up than 2 gay dudes dry humping....

 

[Topkick]

More fucked up than a screen door on a submarine.

More fucked up than 2 gay dudes dry humping....

I still use Army jargon and get odd looks from civilians, usually when I say fuckstick or Richard Cranium.

 

[Muppet]

I still use Army jargon and get odd looks from civilians, usually when I say fuckstick or Richard Cranium.

I use it at work and get looks. The only medic that laughs is a retired Navy FMF E7/retired last year (reserves).

My late dad (nam vet) used to call me Richard Cranium. Lol

 

[Topkick]

I use it at work and get looks. The only medic that laughs is a retired Navy FMF E7/retired last year (reserves).

My late dad (nam vet) used to call me Richard Cranium. Lol

Sometimes the shit just comes out. I think VA should compensate us for having service related tourette syndrome.

 

[The Quartermaster]

I still use Army jargon and get odd looks from civilians, usually when I say fuckstick or Richard Cranium.

I still use them, along with Soup Sandwich, Ricki Retard, asleep at the switch, stuck on blackout drive, dumber than a retard still looking for a bucket of steam or a box of grid squares....etc.

 

[Topkick]

Soup Sandwich

Top 5 for sure

 

[digrar]

Or emus...

Contrary to the meme, emus are easily handled. That handful of Artillery diggers back in the 30s made a fair hash of the job, they probably should have found a few Infantrymen who knew their way around a Lewis gun...

Cassowaries on the other hand, are not to be fucked with.