LA PLATA, Md. - A professional cornhole player and quadruple amputee has been formally charged with murder and multiple related offenses in connection with a deadly shooting that occurred in Charles County on March 22, 2026.
There's just a lot to unpack here.
Quadruple amputee, professional cornhole player faces murder charges
The jokes write themselves. And the pics and videos of the dude? I can't stop laughing.

Although, truth be told - if I'd have ever landed my Stiletto like that, it would broken all of my bones.
I literally just wrote an article about Iran's "tis only a fleshwound!" strategy. It is, of course, about the same Monty Python skit.I found a really good picture of this guy stirring up some shit a few days before he "allegedly" shot someone...
...this fucking dude sure gets around !!!
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I also had a 134 square foot Splatwing. It was like combining a Sabre and a Stiletto.
....the BAD things about a Sabre and a Stilleto - not the good things
Yet, I put a LOT of jumps on that fucker until I sold it and bought a Sabre2
Yeah, he reiterated this on a recent X post. "Wasn't me, it was one of other bad ass, super killer friends".I was watching a podcast with him in itand he mentions that it's not him, haha. OG original Delta and people still go to him as an explosives expert for advice.
You could literally sit next to him and while striking up a conversation, and never would have guessed that he was Delta or was in the US Army.
I was still cool with the guys after it happened, never went to my head until one day that new rehabilitative transfer tried to test me. And was the one and only person I had to finally do it and watched as the boys were cheering me on in silence because they didn't like him either.