I have to confess, and I hope you’ll understand, BUT TODAY IS MONDAY AND IF YOU AREN’T PUMPED THEN YOU’RE A BITCH!!!!!!!!!! MORE JACKED THAN A BAG OF WHITE HOUSE COCAINE, MORE LETHAL THAN INFORMATION ON HILLARY CLINTON, AND WINNING MORE THAN MAX VERSTAPPEN, YOU CAN BEAT THIS DAY LIKE AN NBA PLAYER’S BABY MOMMA!!!!1!11!!!! YOU’VE GOT THIS AND IF YOU DON’T? THEN GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS, YOU’RE PROBABLY NONBINARY!!!!!!!!!
THE WEAK FEAR MONDAY, THE SPINELESS DON’T WANT TO GET OUT OF BED, AND BITCHES BEMOAN THE DAY!!!!!!!!1!1!!! THE FBI SEES YOU BECAUSE THEY SPY ON EVERYTHING, SO DON’T GIVE THEM THE SATISFACTION OF WATCHING A PUSSY CLIMB OUT OF BED!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOUR 4TH AMENDMENT!!!!!! RISE UP AND GRAB THIS DAY BY THE BALLS OF A “FEMALE” SWIMMER!!!!!!!!!!! THEIR LOCKER ROOM IS YOUR MONDAY BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE ADVANTAGE!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!
SO GET OUT THERE AND FUCK THIS DAY WITH A PIZZA CUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IF YOU CAN’T? ROPE IS CHEAP!!!!!!! DRINK WATER, CHANGE YOUR SOCKS, AND HERE’S 800 MG OF MOTRIN!!!!!!!!! THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE, DON’T WASTE THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!
THE WEAK FEAR MONDAY, THE SPINELESS DON’T WANT TO GET OUT OF BED, AND BITCHES BEMOAN THE DAY!!!!!!!!1!1!!! THE FBI SEES YOU BECAUSE THEY SPY ON EVERYTHING, SO DON’T GIVE THEM THE SATISFACTION OF WATCHING A PUSSY CLIMB OUT OF BED!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOUR 4TH AMENDMENT!!!!!! RISE UP AND GRAB THIS DAY BY THE BALLS OF A “FEMALE” SWIMMER!!!!!!!!!!! THEIR LOCKER ROOM IS YOUR MONDAY BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE ADVANTAGE!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!
SO GET OUT THERE AND FUCK THIS DAY WITH A PIZZA CUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IF YOU CAN’T? ROPE IS CHEAP!!!!!!! DRINK WATER, CHANGE YOUR SOCKS, AND HERE’S 800 MG OF MOTRIN!!!!!!!!! THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE, DON’T WASTE THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!
