Guys, important question. As a PJ will I kill with knives more than as a Navy EOD diver? I'm totes committed to the military - it's everything I've dreamed of ever since I saw part of a movie last month. But, I just feel like my skills and drive have prepared me to kill up close and I don't want to waste my time with tons of training and the accolades that will come my way just to find out I'm mostly shooting people.
Also, how do I get one of those cool golden locks on my thread? I understand they indicate this candidate is locked-down solid. I'm totes solid.
You don't show your humor nearly enough.