**BREAKING NEWS** Angelina Splits Up From Brad

[Raptor]

I am assuming this pic was prior to her radical per-emptive mastectomy.... Thanks nonetheless though!

M.

It's from 1991, if the page I got it from was correct.

 

[AWP]

Look, we're all saddened by this, but I'm sure Brad will be okay and land on his feet.

Angelina is "leave my wife hot."

 

[Muppet]

I would lock her in the basement and make her put the lotion on....

M.

 

[Gunz]

CGI Angelina in Beowulf. She was even hot as a cartoon.