Check out the pogey rope...

[Gunz]

Why TF can't I ever run into one of these dudes?

http://woundedamericanwarrior.com/stolen-valor-man-busted-trying-impersonate-u-s-marine/

 

[Ooh-Rah]

Note to self:

Fanny packs are to dudes carrying concealed - as mirrored RayBan's are to posers.

Cripes, seems like every one of those douche bags.