Col. Micheal Wilson, Green Beret, Ret, #yolo

[Muppet]

Anyhow, off to work I go. Maybe I will needle a chest tonight. Most likely, I will give a taxi ride to a tool with toe pain. YOLO!

F.M.

 

[x SF med]

I believe it was something similar to "They've taken the Hobbits to Isengard"

Not in reference to Free.... I had to quote Ivanhoe, not Lord of the Rings, for him to get the gist of the barb.

 

[x SF med]

Anyhow, off to work I go. Maybe I will needle a chest tonight. Most likely, I will give a taxi ride to a tool with toe pain. YOLO!

F.M.

wow... on the fence.... like, hate, or send a letter bomb? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

 

[Karoshi]

wow... on the fence.... like, hate, or send a letter bomb? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Why commit yourself to only one option?

 

[x SF med]

Sounded like fucking Japanese to me. Then again, I never graduated from college. So, the word "the" is sort of Japanese...

F.M.

Just for you, one of the worst covers ever.....

 

[SpongeBob*24]

Day 2433 started off like any other day.....:wall:

we were in the middle of the hindi kush mtns. I had jus finished my last canteen of jd and lit upi the evening blunt when I haerd a rustle up on the ridge about 300 netrs away. ii pulled my trsuty m14 ebr out ad took a gander through my leupold optic, placing the legs of the harrirs bipod firmly in the soft soils. I see before my eyes about 278 Taliban creeping thrut the scrb grass and bushess. I hit upi my team thoruhg my peltor easd set and tell them we got muti tangos on all sides, they has a few victors as well. most just old hi luxes wif dshkas in the backs. I said ghost, prize and Viking r u guys ready for this, they didn't need to say a things, we were so trained on each othes body languages that we all knew, in unsin we released r battle cries and began chargin up hill. I popped at least 67 men in the hed with my m14 as we charged, and my men did the same witht heir respective weapons syse=tems. AS we closed in I slung back the foteen and pulled out my handi dandi mp5 silenced and my bechmades tomahacwk. I put down at least another 133 guys in cqb, while the rounds kicke dirts up all around mme, but I kno scared. I screamed by thor and swung my tohwanhk thru the faces of 12s of talibans. the technical opended fire and id id a tactical roll into a nearby wadi, and so did all my tewam. I got on the hed set and called highr requesting an air strike. thy said yes but I had t maker the target, and I ws well withn dangers close. So I sttod up and threw the smoke grnade a 100 meters to the techs, in 5 seconds ol puff the majik dragin belched his mgty 105 in2 there formations and the 25 mm chain gun cleared upi all the straggles... Over all we killed almost 1200 enmy cobatanats that day and saved all the coalition farces in the AO (ariel observations for you cicvis) I agev all of my men thir silver strs with v device dat nght, and like we always did we threw them in the poo pond at kaf. You see 4 men like us it aint bout wards, Whn I go hom peeple'll ask me, "Hy Col, why do you duit man? What, you sume kinda war junkee?" You know what ill say? I won't say a godam wrd. Why? They wnt understnd. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand that it's abut th mens next 2 u, and that's it. That all it is.

FYI:
I saved some of his stories last night!!!!!

 

[AWP]

That guy is trolling hard. Using the poo pond at KAF? Hoot's lines from Blackhawk Down? A Benchmade tomahawk?

Someone's put some thought and research into this masterpiece.

 

[reed11b]

That guy is trolling hard. Using the poo pond at KAF? Hoot's lines from Blackhawk Down? A Benchmade tomahawk?

Someone's put some thought and research into this masterpiece.

I disagree that this is a troll masterpiece. A troll for sure, but a masterpiece leaves a little room for doubt. The mall ninja saga was a masterpiece, this is full tilt retard from the get-go. No one ever wondered if maybe he was legit to any degree. Making gullible people angry on the internet is like shooting a bear in a small kennel and calling it extreme hunting. A master troll gets those that should know better.
Reed

 

[Rapid]

I think this is more parody than troll. Either way, sometimes it's more funny when you don't have to question if someone is trying to troll you... you can just sit back and watch other people get trolled. Which makes it even funnier when people fall for something so bad.