Dear Kristin Stewert - Hollywood princess...

Personally my brother...I don't mind being called a simpleton by someone like her. I signed the dotted line and willingly put my life on the line to secure those types of rights.

However, I think she is another ignorant entertainer who has never achieved anything of value in life, but who am I to say...I am a simpleton. ;-)

She will never know the things we know about the simpletons that have given their all for her rights and those of others like her. I didn't do it for her...so in my world...her opinion amounts to nothing.
 
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Dear Kristen,

I would tell you to go fuck yourself, but that would be the only love story worse than Twilight. So go pet that were-fish between your legs, and keep your mouth shut because your less-than-stellar fellatio skills are as wasted on an undead being with no vascular ability to maintain an erection as your words are upon the general population.

Signed,

A. B. Simpleton
 
Should send that stupid, ignorant bitch a list of all the murdered people (along with photos of the bodies and families left behind) perpetrated by those gitmo fucks, before and after their capture.
Fuck her!
 
She can have her opinion, this simpleton wrote his check and pledged to defend people like her and their libtard opinions.

BUT... Nothing says I can't tell her to choke herself to death on a large gangrenous hard-on infested with various STDs and ebola while being beaten by Bobby Brown and Ike Turner.

Have a nice day, Ms Stewart, I hope you move to a country under Sharia Law and become the sex slave/property of a sadistic madman.... sorry... a kind and misunderstood Muslim gentleman who follows the word of the Q'ran and treats you as an infidel female.

signed,
a Simpleton
 
She can have her opinion, this simpleton wrote his check and pledged to defend people like her and their libtard opinions.

BUT... Nothing says I can't tell her to choke herself to death on a large gangrenous hard-on infested with various STDs and ebola while being beaten by Bobby Brown and Ike Turner.

Have a nice day, Ms Stewart, I hope you move to a country under Sharia Law and become the sex slave/property of a sadistic madman.... sorry... a kind and misunderstood Muslim gentleman who follows the word of the Q'ran and treats you as an infidel female.

signed,
a Simpleton


Now that, gentlemen, is prose. :thumbsup: At some point this and RKs rant about the bitchy flight attendent should be entered in, what, something....brilliant beer spitting sick stuff. Bobby Brown and Ike Turner bwahahahahahahaaaa
 
Well as a vampire in Twilight (I assume she was, since obviously I've never seen the series), Kristen Stewart was required to suck to stay in character. She has not such excuse in this new movie. Or at the truck stop or however she earns her pay nowadays.
 
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