DoDerp thread

[Ranger Psych]

This thread's for all the facepalm, WTF were you thinking, why are we doing this type stuff that we all see...

I'll start it off.

Armored vehicle lets troops use PowerPoint on the battlefield

"The Stryker, an eight-wheeled armored vehicle used almost exclusively by the U.S. Army, has had a tumultuous history. But now, according to an Army release, it might have found a new calling as a specially outfitted command vehicle that will give troops inside unprecedented communications capabilities."

 

[RackMaster]

We've given commanders "PowerPoint" capabilities as long as they used it. Carrying a smart board around and setting it up in the field.

 

[TLDR20]

I thought that was a duffleblog article

 

[Ranger Psych]

Nope..... although it reads like one.

 

[AWP]

Worlds greatest band

I enjoy the occasional Nickelback song. What I don't understand is why everyone hates them. Thoughts?

 

[Blizzard]

This thread's for all the facepalm, WTF were you thinking, why are we doing this type stuff that we all see...

I'll start it off.

Armored vehicle lets troops use PowerPoint on the battlefield

"The Stryker, an eight-wheeled armored vehicle used almost exclusively by the U.S. Army, has had a tumultuous history. But now, according to an Army release, it might have found a new calling as a specially outfitted command vehicle that will give troops inside unprecedented communications capabilities."

So, now, death by PowerPoint is a real thing?!

 

[BuckysBadger24]

I left for work running later than usual and in desperation hit taco bell for breakfast. Hadn't tried it, figured what the hell, right?

Current status..... Poor. Failure deemed imminent.

 

[Gunz]

They were gonna go with something like this

 

[SpitfireV]

I'd just list a whole bunch of my middle management if I could.

 

[medicchick]

They will have to wait for their NOC's to properly set it up first.:-"

 

[DA SWO]

Why is the Corps Commander running around in a Striker?

I see a fleet of Command Strikers at Ft Lewis. They will form a large circle (like a wagon train fighting the injuns) on the admin fields.

 

[x SF med]

They will have to wait for their NOC's to properly set it up first.:-"

My dear, are you dyslexic today, isn't "htat" NCO?

 

[medicchick]

My dear, are you dyslexic today, isn't "htat" NCO?

New computer, new keyboard. Everything is 6 inches off from the last one.:wall:

 

[The Hate Ape]

Great, this rolling piece of shit death star has been stripped of absolutely anything useful and filled with inadequate headquarters dweebs who now have plenty of time to de-flower our CONOPs before annoying us with their presence. Can't wait...

 

[x SF med]

New computer, new keyboard. Everything is 6 inches off from the last one.:wall:

So, he bought you a Sasquatch sized computer, sounds like his modus operandi...:wall:

 

[Ranger Psych]

No, I bought her a laptop that she liked, sans the touchscreen of the one she played with @ Best Buy, for cheaper. Next trinket for it will most likely be a SSD, so she can have a storage drive and her OS/gaming drive...

ASUS ROG G751JL - Specifications

 

[x SF med]

No, I bought her a laptop that she liked, sans the touchscreen of the one she played with @ Best Buy, for cheaper. Next trinket for it will most likely be a SSD, so she can have a storage drive and her OS/gaming drive...

ASUS ROG G751JL - Specifications

Would you buy me one for Christmas?:-"

 

[Ranger Psych]

You're missing significant hardware required to earn one, and if you Jenner'ed up I'd pull a Semper Phillipines if you pressed the issue.

 

[x SF med]

You're missing significant hardware required to earn one, and if you Jenner'ed up I'd pull a Semper Phillipines if you pressed the issue.

So, that's a NO.... forever. Damn, I really wanted a free computer for the holidays.

 

[Frank S.]

I want to shoot that. Don't know why, just do.